The Dynamic Between Two People Who Love A Third Person So Much And Come To Understand Each Other Because

next up on the docket: the author's blatant (and yet thematically relevant!) fetish

𓂃 ࣪˖ ཐིཋྀ

so the BBC accidentally said the UK consumes 4.7 kilograms of cocaine per person per day

really upset that they cut my scene from the bible

I used to think I was attracted to men and maybe trans because I would look at mlm couples and be like I want that I want boyish love I want to wrestle and give each other shit and punch each other on the shoulder and be a little messy and dumb together I wanna blush at each others arm muscles. Turns out I’m just a butch who likes butches. Revelation. Didn’t know you could do that but it’s so cool like yeah show me your truck’s special features buddy I’m gonna kiss u stupid later. Oh u basically wore a gym outfit on our date that’s so hot actually, can I interest u in me slipping my fingers up the hem of your basketball shorts when I touch your knee? oh u cuddle me by spooning me in a half assed headlock that’s so cozy. I love being a boyish lesbian I love boyish lesbians I am kissing you all on the mouth

conclave is so good it's like. what if you were catholic and suicidal and suddenly you became important at work but all your coworkers suck and hate you and then a beautiful angel shows up and there's also a guy there vaping all the time. cardinal lawrence should have started biting people.

”the dark side of pretty privilege” oh shut up you attention seeking cunt