Breathing Organism

next up on the docket: the author's blatant (and yet thematically relevant!) fetish

So much of what skinny people wear and label fashion / a “fit” looks stupid as fuck. You’re just pairing random shit and people praise you for it because you have the bmi of the onceler

cop pulls me over little does he know my drivers license is written in elf hieroglyphics & blinds anyone who reads it

I'd rather be chained to a radiator in someone's basement than have a "career" (said while logging onto Indeed.com)

any discourse about boys boys boys in elementary school need more time to run around! it's in their nature! boys boys boys!! drives me insane. ALL CHILDREN need to run and play!!! like oh so most little girls have already been alienated from their own bodies and successfully sublimated their primal desire to move and jump and play and take physical risk by the time they get to kindergarten?? and they can just sit quietly while boys need to connect with their bodies and energy and strength?? we live in hell!!!!

Kevin khatchadourian liking girls is the funniest thing anyone can ever say. THAT IS A HOMOSEXUAL!!!! NOT A SINGLE STRAIGHT BONE IN HIS BODY!!!!!

'A Collaboration with Nature' environmental artworks by Andy Goldsworthy (1990)

minor pet peeve. every time in a movie or tv show where an older guy makes an unwanted advance on a younger woman and she acts like it's silly and charming. PROPAGANDA, IM TELLING YOU. copium on behalf of the directors for sure

my jobs on the leftist commune would be digging holes