Character: Garnet 

i would like to thank my good friend nopholom who inspired this amazing joke

real talk I feel like the mcelroy brothers are gonna be immensely influential on the next generation of comedians & comedy writers

I hope, if so, that those folks learn from their willingness to accept feedback & critically evaluate their own material.

mcelroy content is so good tbh

*･゜ﾟ･* LoversOfLemonade’s blog giveaway! *･゜ﾟ･*

I’ve been running this amazing blog for a while and up until recently I’ve realized lemonade wasn’t my calling — it’s limeade. i’m  kidding i’m just too lazy to run this blog. fuck limeade

Rules:

Must be following my main blog(shameless self promo)

Must reblog this post to enter, likes do not count

Be active! You will have 2.6k followers who love lemonade to their heart’s content. don’t let ‘em down

I will message the winner and inform them on how to hand this wonderful blog over. Deadline is April 12th so reblog to enter for a chance to win!

I thought somebody cracked the code to, like, fireballs and flying carpets and FLIPENDOOOOOOOOO and shit. Serves me right for getting excited.

there's your answer, TREACHEROUS ANON

Whats ur fursona

Probably a panda, because I too am lazy, rotund and more interested in food than sex, not to mention the dark circles under my eyes

every wikipedia entry for a comic book character is like

Classic Era: Professor Two-Apes was created when a bored alien glued two gorillas together with a magic rock. He later turned to evil when a colleague took credit for his research. In his debut appearance, Professor Two-Apes turned the Eiffel Tower into a banana.

Modern Era: Tu-Apes was the result of years of painful animal experimentation. He killed the doctor who created him, stole the blood-stained diploma off his wall, and now wears it around his neck. In the Conflagration crossover event, he was seen being beaten to death with one of his own spines. He was later resurrected by Satanists and currently suffers from a debilitating heroin addiction.

reblog if vidalia/amethyst is canon

Neither introvert nor extrovert, a gross medley that God did not intend.

1. You enjoy talking to others, but sometimes find small talk draining, an insane contradiction that defiles the natural order.

2. Inside your chest beats a foul heart, pulsing with primal lust for both party and privacy! You are the cancerous chaos, a personality type that lays blight upon all creation.

3. The monstrosity that is you can enjoy the spotlight, like an extrovert, but you are not an extrovert. Merely a clever mimic that wears deceit like a second skin.

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person on reddit, a site where the visibility of all posts and comments is controlled by how many people agree with it: “tumblr is an echo chamber”