Every Wikipedia Entry For A Comic Book Character Is Like

so I heard something about Sans in a skeleton kigu and I just

i'm not taking any fucking chances

Man I wish “obnoxious gamer bro” still meant someone with two pairs of sunglasses who skateboarded everywhere but now it just means someone who loves anime porn and neo-nazi propaganda

person on reddit, a site where the visibility of all posts and comments is controlled by how many people agree with it: “tumblr is an echo chamber”

sage advice from tumblr virus-laden robot user psdsikywzpxi

*uses [Mirror Image] to create an illusory duplicate of my blog, dispelling all magic and confusing my followers*

*casts [Chain Lightning] onto my blog so it does light nature damage to all of my followers*

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who are you i dont remember following this

ahahaha. i've owned the great officialunitedstates dot tumblr dot com at last

i arrive at the function

salmon: smoked

magic deck: shuffled

dick: out

periodical reminder that this is not the blog I use and in fact to keep up with the latest Communism Memes you should follow transmemesatan w/o the 5

I used to use “i-dont-use-this-blog-now” but 1) people still followed me on this blog + 2) it fucked w/ people’s tags so honestly,

I mean, most mad "scientists" are really mad engineers.

The rest are generally biologists or chemists who've already, presumably, TESTED what they're about to release on the market.

A true mad scientist would only destroy half of the earth, since the other half is the control group.