Real Talk I Feel Like The Mcelroy Brothers Are Gonna Be Immensely Influential On The Next Generation

DID YOU MAKE THE POST ABOUT HOW SHITTY SWORDS ARE?

Technically I posted it on my sideblog glory-to-cobrastan originally but yeah

Am I tumblr famous yet

a goofy movie: a touching commentary on the strained relationship between a young boy and a father who, having lost his beloved wife more than 10 years ago, struggles to accept that his son is growing up. the more he desperately tries to keep max close, the more max pulls away as he yearns for independence - yet he secretly takes comfort in knowing that his loving father will always be there the moment he wants to go home.

an extremely goofy movie: max does some sick kickflips and finds out he’s gay

I thought somebody cracked the code to, like, fireballs and flying carpets and FLIPENDOOOOOOOOO and shit. Serves me right for getting excited.

If I pause it at the right place I can almost pretend that my blue angel is just wearing some thick blue oven mitts and isn’t suffering at the bottom of the ocean slowly losing her identity

I'm going to follow this one instead of your actual one. Cop that mate.

I SWEAR TO GOD YOU GUYS.

It's either that or maybe the swords post making the rounds again

the driliad

the Iliad but Achilles is dril

Your a fucking freak. A spoiled fat lazy freak. Try being what you are around muslims or your precious immigrants. You'd be beaten,raped or killed. Trying living here in europe dealing with these god damn animals every day with the prospect of even more of these assholes. You fucking retarded brats make me sick.

2/10. suggestions for improving your future hate messages:

calling someone a “fat, lazy freak” isn’t super effective if they are fully aware they are all three of those things

try appealing to my fears instead of yours. for example: darkness, slowly dying because I’m unable to find employment

dude, there’s plenty of “god damn animals” over here in america too! we colonized the place centuries ago! next time, do your research

combining personal attacks with feigned concern about What They’d Do To Me doesn’t work too well. pick one point and develop it further.

it’s okay, champ! you’ll get me next time!

reminder that i don’t use this blog (intentionally) anymore and that u should follow @maxiesatanofficial instead