I Have Formed The Bond Of Matrimony With One Of Your Hu-mon Males, And Thus Enslaved Him. J-just A Heterosexual

i have formed the Bond of Matrimony with one of your hu-mon males, and thus enslaved him. j-just a Heterosexual Joke there, I haven't literally enslaved him with psychic powers, because I don't have those

“married to a male”

why do cis people talk like this its kinda creepy tbh

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11 years ago
Kalos Gym Badge Set Giveaway
Kalos Gym Badge Set Giveaway
Kalos Gym Badge Set Giveaway
Kalos Gym Badge Set Giveaway
Kalos Gym Badge Set Giveaway
Kalos Gym Badge Set Giveaway
Kalos Gym Badge Set Giveaway
Kalos Gym Badge Set Giveaway
Kalos Gym Badge Set Giveaway

Kalos Gym Badge Set Giveaway

So these badges are a bit different from how I made the previous gym badges. I went for a more simple and larger design for ease of assembly. I hope they’re still to everyone’s liking! They’re available for purchase in my shop for preorders, but I’m giving you guys a chance to win a set here.

Prize:

1 winner will receive a set of Kalos gym Badges

Rules

Reblog this post once for an entry to win

Likes/Follows do not count, but appreciated

Giveaway ends February 27th 2014, Thursday at 11:59pm PST

Winners will be announced February 28th 2014,

Reblog or Espurr will unleash it’s wrath upon you!

11 years ago

stop following this blog you butts i thought changing the name would make it clear

follow so-says-mister-stewart instead blugh

11 years ago

Whenever I blog something here by accident, I delete it, even though I don't have to. Just as an act of spite.

11 years ago

why am i getting a sudden influx of followers gosh DARN it

reminder that i don’t use this blog (intentionally) anymore and that u should follow @maxiesatanofficial instead

reminder that i don’t use this blog (intentionally) anymore and that u should follow @maxiesatanofficial instead

10 years ago

periodical reminder that this is not the blog I use and in fact to keep up with the latest Communism Memes you should follow transmemesatan w/o the 5

I used to use “i-dont-use-this-blog-now” but 1) people still followed me on this blog + 2) it fucked w/ people’s tags so honestly,

11 years ago

SHIT, I could have switched back to posting on this blog for April Fool's. SHIT SHIT SHIT I MISSED A GOLDEN(?) OPPORTUNITY

#or at first they assumed they were magical items like the mirror or pillow #now im thinkin abt pearl grabbing a ring and asking 'ok this is pretty but what are its stats '#'im sorry?' #'what abilities does the ring possess flesh vessel'

What if the Gems walked into a jewelry store?

i think at this point the gems would come to terms with humans using items reminiscent of the slaughtered remains of their comrades as accessories 


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