A Gaulish Gigolo Named Soukindix

if u feel like u dont know what ur doing w ur life just remember that venus spins backwards and we dont even fuckin know why. just do whatever you wanna honestly

I dont use this blog my butt

LIKING THINGS DOESN’T COUNT, I ALMOST EXCLUSIVELY BLOG ON MY OTHER BLOG. JEEZ YOU GUYS.

I forgot there’s a musician named Shamir and briefly got excited assuming tumblr allows me to question a stone-eating worm from Jewish folklore

this isn't quite the blog theme but I haven't posted something in months so

(submissions are accepted if anyone comes up with something btw)

i did one of those tumblr slideshow things to explain why I hate swords

Man I wish “obnoxious gamer bro” still meant someone with two pairs of sunglasses who skateboarded everywhere but now it just means someone who loves anime porn and neo-nazi propaganda

hahaha i just realized that every time I change my actual blog's name I completely fuck up tagged mentions of me

this is my vengeance for following my main blog, suckers

so apparently there’s been a mini drama going on in the fine arts building

alright, who's the wise guy who made one of my old posts popular

Show some respect for other cultures, Hylian scum

A long, long time ago when the world was on the verge of being swallowed by shadow the tiny Picori appeared from the sky, bringing the hero of men a sword and a golden light.

reminder that i don’t use this blog (intentionally) anymore and that u should follow @maxiesatanofficial instead