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person on reddit, a site where the visibility of all posts and comments is controlled by how many people agree with it: “tumblr is an echo chamber”

reblog if vidalia/amethyst is canon

every wikipedia entry for a comic book character is like

Classic Era: Professor Two-Apes was created when a bored alien glued two gorillas together with a magic rock. He later turned to evil when a colleague took credit for his research. In his debut appearance, Professor Two-Apes turned the Eiffel Tower into a banana.

Modern Era: Tu-Apes was the result of years of painful animal experimentation. He killed the doctor who created him, stole the blood-stained diploma off his wall, and now wears it around his neck. In the Conflagration crossover event, he was seen being beaten to death with one of his own spines. He was later resurrected by Satanists and currently suffers from a debilitating heroin addiction.

Show some respect for other cultures, Hylian scum

A long, long time ago when the world was on the verge of being swallowed by shadow the tiny Picori appeared from the sky, bringing the hero of men a sword and a golden light.

Reminder that I post things on glory-to-cobrastan and by only following me here YOU'RE LETTING THE LIZARDFOLK WIN

*･゜ﾟ･* LoversOfLemonade’s blog giveaway! *･゜ﾟ･*

I’ve been running this amazing blog for a while and up until recently I’ve realized lemonade wasn’t my calling — it’s limeade. i’m  kidding i’m just too lazy to run this blog. fuck limeade

Rules:

Must be following my main blog(shameless self promo)

Must reblog this post to enter, likes do not count

Be active! You will have 2.6k followers who love lemonade to their heart’s content. don’t let ‘em down

I will message the winner and inform them on how to hand this wonderful blog over. Deadline is April 12th so reblog to enter for a chance to win!

derived from "le lol" IIRC

What the fuck is lel though for real

Me, at my gamer funeral, on my gamer deathbead: *Is dead.* Priest: “My fellow gamers, today we press F, but from here on….” Crowd: *crying*

Priest ”:..We must press W, and move forward.”