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Logan: Oh well, won't stop me from trying! *continues suffocating him*

Remus, proud of knowing something: Logan. I have a fact.

Logan, not looking up from his book: Proceed.

Remus: Male reindeers lose their antlers in the winter, while female reindeers don't. All of Santa's reindeers have antlers, meaning they're all female, but the media says they're men because they don't want a team of strong females depicted.

Logan: Or they aren't cis. Ever think about that?

Remus: Wait wha—

Logan: Maybe they're transgender. Don't be a bigot, Remus.

Remus: I'M NOT—

Remus: Wait—

Remus: Am I being a bigot???

Logan: I don't know, are you? You're assuming their gender aligns with their sex.

Remus: *now having a crisis*

Janus, walking past, unable to help it: So you could say they're... Transgendeer.

Logan, hopping up, beating Janus with a pillow: I'm trying to escape Patton's constant puns, goddamnit!

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3 years ago

[Roman]: Your problem is you didn't woo her with any gusto. You know what people like?

[Patton]: Bagels!

[Roman]: N-No, what? Maybe.

Can confirm that if someone asked me out with bagels, it'd work better than flowers


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3 years ago

Me, baking anything: For Patton

Me, taking my meds and drinking water: For Janus

Me, making art and writing creatively: For Roman

Me, removing myself from stressful situations and listening to music: For Virgil

Me, reading and learning about new things: For Logan

Me, sharing random and strange facts with my loved ones as a sign of affection: For Remus

Me, managing to be a functioning person: For Thomas


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3 years ago

Virgil: This is not children's television. I am 26, I'm depressed, and I need edgy jokes to cope with my anxiety.


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3 years ago

Remus, clothes shopping: These pants make me feel like Harry Styles, but not in a fun & sexy way.

Patton: What?

Logan: They're too bunchy around the hip/thigh area, got it.

Remus: Yeah, I don't have the hips for these.

(Several days later)

Remus, shooting up in the middle of the night: THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO BE HIGH-RISE!


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8 months ago

Why is it that it's totally acceptable to say "oh sorry, I'm not a morning person" but when I say "oh sorry, I'm not a night person" it's all "aww okay" and "goodnight!" and "we'll miss you!" and "sleep well <3"


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