(Quality addition right here. Also:)
Logan: Oh well, won't stop me from trying! *continues suffocating him*
Remus, proud of knowing something: Logan. I have a fact.
Logan, not looking up from his book: Proceed.
Remus: Male reindeers lose their antlers in the winter, while female reindeers don't. All of Santa's reindeers have antlers, meaning they're all female, but the media says they're men because they don't want a team of strong females depicted.
Logan: Or they aren't cis. Ever think about that?
Remus: Wait wha—
Logan: Maybe they're transgender. Don't be a bigot, Remus.
Remus: I'M NOT—
Remus: Wait—
Remus: Am I being a bigot???
Logan: I don't know, are you? You're assuming their gender aligns with their sex.
Remus: *now having a crisis*
Janus, walking past, unable to help it: So you could say they're... Transgendeer.
Logan, hopping up, beating Janus with a pillow: I'm trying to escape Patton's constant puns, goddamnit!
Imagine if spells could be cast to inflict you with any symptom, not just those of physical illnesses
Like, screw 'coughing fit' or 'fainting spell,' give me
Hocus pocus, leaping locust,
I cast curse of hyperfocus!
Or
Tic tac, bric-a-brac,
I hex thee: Panic attack!
Reasons why I frequently make my friends and family baked goods/confections:
So they'll never feel desperate enough to betray me for turkish delight
Love I guess
[Roman]: Your problem is you didn't woo her with any gusto. You know what people like?
[Patton]: Bagels!
[Roman]: N-No, what? Maybe.
Can confirm that if someone asked me out with bagels, it'd work better than flowers
What do you call a fic that takes place on Dream’s smp server but everything is underwater?
Damp au
Mushroom sky, mushroom sky, whatever could it mean?
Me, baking anything: For Patton
Me, taking my meds and drinking water: For Janus
Me, making art and writing creatively: For Roman
Me, removing myself from stressful situations and listening to music: For Virgil
Me, reading and learning about new things: For Logan
Me, sharing random and strange facts with my loved ones as a sign of affection: For Remus
Me, managing to be a functioning person: For Thomas
JUST FINISHED LUKA AND MY GOD WHY AM I CRYING OVER FISH BOYS
Virgil: This is not children's television. I am 26, I'm depressed, and I need edgy jokes to cope with my anxiety.
Remus, clothes shopping: These pants make me feel like Harry Styles, but not in a fun & sexy way.
Patton: What?
Logan: They're too bunchy around the hip/thigh area, got it.
Remus: Yeah, I don't have the hips for these.
(Several days later)
Remus, shooting up in the middle of the night: THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO BE HIGH-RISE!
Why is it that it's totally acceptable to say "oh sorry, I'm not a morning person" but when I say "oh sorry, I'm not a night person" it's all "aww okay" and "goodnight!" and "we'll miss you!" and "sleep well <3"
He/they (both equally good)I love asks, requests, general interaction, and stuff like that!Mostly various fandom stuff, I'm just having a good time and enjoying myselfI hope I can make you smile :)
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