BRUTAL HONESTY HOUR

ego birthdays! 🎉

birthday dates for mark’s egos and jack’s egos. **will get updated the more egos are created/released. (last update: 12/10/2018)

darkiplier: june 19th, 2012.

wilford warfstache: november 9th, 2012.

king of the squirrels: january 23rd, 2013.

the author/the host: february 6th, 2013.

dr. iplier: october 27th, 2013.

silver shepherd: june 3rd, 2014.

googleplier: october 31st, 2014.

bim trimmer: december 10th, 2014.

ed edgar: march 24th, 2015.

yandereplier: november 13th, 2016.

newscaster & weatherman jim: may 5th, 2017.

bingiplier: may 20th, 2017.

reporter & cameraman jim: october 14th, 2017.

eric & derek derekson: december 1st, 2018.

randall voorhees: december 1st, 2018. 

jackieboy man: july 10th, 2016.

marvin the magnificent: august 11th, 2016.

dr. schneeplestein: september 15th, 2016.

antisepticeye: october 10th, 2016.

chase brody (bro average): april 11th, 2017.

jameson jackson: october 31st, 2017.

*September 1st on Tumblr*

A Toast

Raise a glass to the insane

The unstable, the deranged

As tonight we prepare

For the most exciting of games

Pink hue to your gleam

Most memorable on scene

Laugh booming, eyes twinkling

Despite the horror ‘neath your seams

Voice charming and teeth bared

Another victim in the snare

Aura pulsing with every word

All entranced by your stare

Raise a glass to the dead

Left bloodied in you stead

Two leave as they came

This chapter come to an end

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I just wanted to write something so I went and did that. :P

Nonbinary / With Poetry and Renaissance Themes - moodboard for anon (mod Luna)

I think my favourite thing about the idea that Dark is the one playing World’s Quietest Let’s Play is that it would be him being all marginally creepy saying “We will see, oh we will see what we can do” and then in the next breath “wtf is bagel race?”

Some other favourite quotes are: “As long as we think the most peaceful thoughts in the world, we will be okay. We can persevere wit-what are you even? How is that even what I want you to do.” “Flop your stupid floppy body” “I am a man of considerable patience but you bread[…]I will eat you.” “I believe in me, who believes in you and if we believe in each other maybe we’ll go shut the fuck up” (Dark has no time for Mark’s motivational speeches) “Why is it so hard to get over a pair of pants?” “Move your bread ass.” “Slow and steady gets you punched in the side of the face.” “How in the flip-flopping, floop-dooping world would I have gotten there on my own?”

The idea of Dark being the one saying any of these is just so funny like, especially the ones where he’s starting a monologue and then gets instantly distracted with how stupid the game is.

slam that reblog button if you’re a dirty nasty gross multishipper, or just a reasonable person that believes that harassing people over ships is for losers

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For all your daily reacting needs.

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Feel free to use these in posts, as icons, in all your group chats, incredulous responses to ridiculous circumstances, etc! 

ok wait, reblog if you’ve cried at least once because of math, doesn’t matter which grade i’m trying to prove something 

✨Angel Numbers✨

Angel numerology is a universal code that higher entities (such as angels and spiritual guides) use to communicate with you. Different numbers have different meanings:

✨111✨ - The Intuition Number: follow your gut feeling and trust your heart. Follow your spirit and stay true to yourself.

✨222✨ - The Alignment Number: you are in the right place at the right time. Don't worry about the future, and trust in what you want.

✨333✨ - The Support Number: your spiritual guides and higher beings are sending you support and guidance. You're in good hands!

✨444✨ - The Protection Number: you are protected by your spiritual guides.

✨555✨ - The Change Number: the universe is moving around you, and change is coming. Trust this transition.

✨666✨ - The Reflection Number: take a step back and refocus your thoughts. Reconnect with your spirituality.

✨777✨ - The Lucky Number: great things are about to happen, and luck is on your side. Keep doing what you're doing!

✨888✨ - The Balance Number: everything is falling into place and your thoughts will be in harmony.

✨999✨ - The Release Number: it's time to let go of things that no longer serve you. Start a new journey and prepare for the next level.

I hope this guide helps a little :3

                                                  Go back to sleep….

                                                  Don’t remember….

I’ve been waiting so long to see you again…

                                                                         Life is ours to choose…

                                                    Do you understand me?            Nobody does.

                                          Let me in.                                                                            I am sure the only me is me.                        I don’t quite feel like myself…

                                                                 Let. Me. In.

               Are you sure the only you is you?                                                                       Welcome to Raspy Hill…. I’m tired.. of giving people a choice….

                                                                Enjoy your stay….

                                                       Let. Me. In.