A Toast

Some words to use when writing things:

winking

clenching

pulsing

fluttering

contracting

twitching

sucking

quivering

pulsating

throbbing

beating

thumping

thudding

pounding

humming

palpitate

vibrate

grinding

crushing

hammering

lashing

knocking

driving

thrusting

pushing

force

injecting

filling

dilate

stretching

lingering

expanding

bouncing

reaming

elongate

enlarge

unfolding

yielding

sternly

firmly

tightly 

harshly

thoroughly

consistently

precision

accuracy

carefully

demanding

strictly

restriction

meticulously

scrupulously

rigorously

rim

edge

lip

circle

band

encircling

enclosing

surrounding

piercing

curl

lock

twist

coil

spiral

whorl

dip

wet

soak

madly

wildly

noisily

rowdily

rambunctiously

decadent

degenerate

immoral

indulgent

accept

take

invite

nook

indentation

niche

depression

indent

depress

delay

tossing

writhing

flailing

squirming

rolling

wriggling

wiggling

thrashing

struggling

grappling

striving

straining

Blue and Red

Blue for the way he dressed the first time they met.

Blue for the way he was always looking up at the sky saying “just think of the possibilities”

Blue for the way he decorated his office after the election

Blue for the swirling lights of the party out of control

Blue for the sadness always buried inside

Blue for the choices he no longer gets to make

Red for the passion hidden behind polite smiles

Red for the lips that beckoned everyone closer

Red for the roses that lined the pews on their wedding day

Red for the sun at her back as she entered the house for the last time

Red for the anger that fuels their new life

Red for the blood shed which lead to her demise and rebirth

All other colors have long since faded, leaving only a grayscale in place of chocolate eyes, rosy cheeks, and tan skin

All other colors have faded but not blue and red. No these colors remain, never quite complimentary but never quite clashing.

Blue and red always intertwined in a dance that gives off the appearance of flames.

Blue and red sometimes outstretched, tearing away from the gray, as if grasping for something. Funny how it only happens when there’s pink around.

Colors have come to define Darkiplier but he would never know. He won’t look in the mirror.

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This is my first little short story. Would love some feedback! Thanks for reading

Wilfy

some giggly wilford for your dash 💖

nonbinary wlw aesthetic requested by 3 anons ;) (hope i did a good enough job!)

The only thing that would make these secret room bookcases cooler is if you activate them by pulling out a special, secret book :)

Because I feel like we all need a little positivity in our lives

Far from all the urban sprawl, the darkness stirred, and said– “You’ve given up your teeth and tongue to some cruel voice in your head.”

imagine Dr. Iplier just doing regular doctor things tho

somehow host gets a golf ball stuck in one of his empty sockets and doc’s trying not to laugh his ass off as he gets it out

doc scolding king of the squirrels after he almost choked on peanuts for the fifth time that week

wilf asking doc the best way to dispose of a body

and eventually doc just gets really pissed and dumps them all off on schneeplestein

schneep loves doc but doc hates him

doc gets tired of taking care of KOTS so he dumps him on schneep and comes back to find schneep trying to replace all of his bodily fluids with peanut butter

and of course doc immediately decides never to entrust schneep with anyone ever

doc having to drag schneep away from yan after he offered to give yan some “upgrades” that senpai might like

antis neck wound keeps getting bigger to the point that he just walks into docs office literally holding his head in his hands just like please help

doc doing doc things

Secret Recipes To Try At Home

some fucking resources for all ur writing fuckin needs

* body language masterlist

* a translator that doesn’t eat ass like google translate does

* a reverse dictionary for when ur brain freezes

* 550 words to say instead of fuckin said

* 638 character traits for when ur brain freezes again

* some more body language help

(hope this helps some ppl)