I think my favourite thing about the idea that Dark is the one playing World’s Quietest Let’s Play is that it would be him being all marginally creepy saying “We will see, oh we will see what we can do” and then in the next breath “wtf is bagel race?”
Some other favourite quotes are: “As long as we think the most peaceful thoughts in the world, we will be okay. We can persevere wit-what are you even? How is that even what I want you to do.” “Flop your stupid floppy body” “I am a man of considerable patience but you bread[…]I will eat you.” “I believe in me, who believes in you and if we believe in each other maybe we’ll go shut the fuck up” (Dark has no time for Mark’s motivational speeches) “Why is it so hard to get over a pair of pants?” “Move your bread ass.” “Slow and steady gets you punched in the side of the face.” “How in the flip-flopping, floop-dooping world would I have gotten there on my own?”
The idea of Dark being the one saying any of these is just so funny like, especially the ones where he’s starting a monologue and then gets instantly distracted with how stupid the game is.
* body language masterlist
* a translator that doesn’t eat ass like google translate does
* a reverse dictionary for when ur brain freezes
* 550 words to say instead of fuckin said
* 638 character traits for when ur brain freezes again
* some more body language help
(hope this helps some ppl)
watch until the very end
Well then...
PUPPET MASTER ANTI!
I dunno if Jack did that on purpose but my god! If he did he is a clever little cocoa bean
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The one who lurks behind your eyes;
Who lingers when your tears run dry;
An anguished heart so full of sorrow,
and no one there to hear you cry.
He pulls upon your heartstrings taut,
to fish for memories your mind forgot;
His laughter scratches at your brain
As you turn to whiskey to drown your thoughts.
And when the dim-lit room runs red;
And your heart is filled with dread,
As the one who lurks behind your eyes
Stands where your children rest their heads.
You’ve nothing waiting in this life,
And so you’ve chosen sacrifice;
To watch your little ones run free,
As you remain imprisoned inside your mind.
Now your mouth moves all on its own;
The thoughts, you find, aren’t ones you hold;
As dead eyes stare unblinking straight ahead;
Taunting all who watch their screens at home.
The one who lurks behind his eyes,
Has no one there to hear him cry;
His anguished heart still full of sorrow,
And no reprieve to satisfy.
I may or may not have dabbled in drawing with fine-tip markers…
What better thing to draw than Danti, though, right?!
Are you feeling down today? Look into Jack’s smiling eyes for thirty seconds
Feeling better? ♥️
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Hilarious book dedications.
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