Watching A Comedy But Every Time I Get The Impulse To Laugh Or Smile, I Instead Shake My Head Disapprovingly

I love when dogs and cats just let you pat the shit out of them and they enjoy it so much. Like yeah dude real quick I just need to play you like a bongo and they’re like god yes I’ve been waiting for someone to play me like a bongo

Man, I wish the world was as interesting as this flowchart implies.

Surely if The Rock was executed by Trump for pedophilia then he would be supporting the democrats anyways.

Here’s my hot take

punk doesn't have to be expensive!! here are some tips for cheap punk fashion:

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A little mouse tries to escape death's design in my new movie Fievel Destination.

This thread is an absolute treasure chest of good takes

There’s a post going around with the sentiment of like ‘you can tell when a gay character is written by a gay person bc the stereotypes are the right ones” and people keep adding what the ‘right’ gay stereotypes are with things like ‘always getting iced coffee’ or ‘having enamel pins’ and honestly….