This Thread Is An Absolute Treasure Chest Of Good Takes

being non-binary is sooooo exhausting... everyone wants a piece of you, you’re hot, you’re funny, you’re cooler than ice cold, you dress impeccably... smash that reblog button if you too think non-binary people deserve to be given 1000000 dollars in cash.

“Most Awful Sleeping Face in Japan” (photos by @mino_ris/via neebus)

brb going outside to wistfully observe the reflections of the shop lights in the wet streets

I’m slathered in sleepytime baby lotion and I’m no longer afraid to die.

The microbes inside me are pleased by my yogurt offering. I live another day.

“lawful good water biscuit”

Autogynothalassophobia

Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.