Don’t worry, Nearly-Headless Nick is not forgotten I will incorporate his headlessness sometime into my sobfest
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Lily: I just wanted to thank you guys for taking care of Harry tonight.
Sirius: Mhmm.
Lily: I mean, I just really appreciate it, you know?
Remus: Oh... thats...
Lily: Just to have a night free of stress and worry... Thanks, you two.
Sirius: Oh, don't thank us.
Remus: No really, DO NOT thank us.
Lily: Wait— what?
James: WHY IS THERE A MURAL DEDICATED TO PADFOOT ON OUR LIVING ROOM WALL
Sirius: Moony. Grab the irreversible crayons and run.
"Okay," Remus said slowly, making sure his friends were following along. "Let's go over this one more time. If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venemous. Got it?"
"I think so. . ." James said, trailing off uncertainly.
"Wait! I have a few questions!" Sirius yelped. "What if I bite it and it dies?"
"That means you're poisonous," Remus responded dryly.
"What if it bites itself and I die?" Sirius asked.
"That's voodoo."
"Okay, but what if it bites me and someone else dies?"
Remus was starting to get annoyed. "That's correlation, not causation."
"All right, but what if I bite it, and neither one of us die?"
"That's. . . kinky?" Remus said uncertainly. Peter laughed.
James and Lily on their first date and Lily can’t seem to understand why James gets pissed off when he sees a black stray dog sitting outside the Three Broomsticks wagging his tail.
Your account inspired me to write a Black family one-shot (it was just meant to follow the kids through their lives, originally) and now I'm staring down the wizarding war with like 20+ character arcs
Yooo this is awesome!! If you’re chill with it, please message me! I’d love to know more about your fic <3 I CANNOT wait to read it!! I’m also both flattered and curious as to why my blog inspired you but I’m gonna run with it :)
oh my god y’all in honor of christmas why don’t we just collectively imagine our deer james turning into a stag and wearing a red nose while pretending to be rudolph for harry
You pay this woman to sit on babies? That's disgusting. I'd sit on a baby for nothing.
Sirius Black, to Lily Potter about the babysitter that she hired
McGonagall: Congratulations. You are officially the worst behaved students I've ever met.
Marauders: !!
Sirius: We've done it, boys!
*Marauders cheer*
McGonagall: They don't pay me anough for this job...