I Am Not Normal About These Two Dumbasses 🤲💔 So Have Lute Dealing With Drunk Adam

One of my favorite post-EPIC headcanons is that Odysseus' family is just completely accepting of all the unhinged sh*t that he's done.

Odysseus, over dinner, some 2 months after his return: And then I finned the sirens, letting them drown. We ate the tails later.

Telemachus, starry-eyed: OMG GUYS THAT'S MY DAD!! THAT IS!! MY DAD!! (points excitedly) ISN'T HE INCREDIBLE?

Odysseus: And later when he wouldn't stop being in my way I stabbed a god repeatedly with his own trident.

Penelope, heart-eyed: That's my husband. My love. Love of my life. You slay, my king.

The rest of the people at the table are 100% freaked out and probably terrified, btw.

Just found this meme and I feel attacked in every way possible 😩

I'm targeting you Tox 🧐 @toxicanonymity

adam in a fwb situation with an author of hardcore erotica who makes him try out different positions and kinks for her writing

terrible year so far

but then i remember fanfiction exists

….

life ain't so bad now

reading a well written fanfic but the characterisation doesn’t align with mine is always a tragedy

hi! i would like to highlight this fundraiser. i hope everyone who comes across this would help @mohammed-atallah (Muhammad Atallah and his family) in any way they can. scan the qr code (i got it from haruka aoki's pub materials) and donate.

gofundme.com

Donate to Bone Grafting Operation for Muhammad & House Reconstruction, organized by Haruka Aoki

Hello kind friends and dear community, My name is Haruka A… Haruka Aoki needs your support for Bone Grafting Operation for Muhammad & Ho

Further details from Ahmed Alostaz, Muhammad's brother-in-law "My wife's brother, Muhammad, was going to bring aid from the Nabulsi roundabout. He was shot in his left hand by an explosive bullet, which led to nerve loss and bone fragmentation. He needs a bone graft outside Gaza, but the situation is difficult for them. Their house was completely destroyed, and Muhammad's father is also unwell and needs constant medical care. The family is focusing their efforts on caring for Muhammad, as he will need many operations to restore his hand to what it was, and also on rebuilding their destroyed home."

as of writing this post, this campaign is only around 16% completed. and their family is very grateful for it. here is an [Aug 21, 2024] update taken straight from their gfm:

[...] I am Iman, the eldest sister of Muhammad. There are no words to express how grateful my family and I are to all of you. We are a family of 13, including my young children Malak and Amir, Retaj, Rahaf, Saja, Alaa, Amani, Iman, Sobhi, Alaa, and Ahmed, my husband, and my brother Muhammad, who is injured. When we launched this fundraising campaign, I never imagined that it would receive so much love, generosity and compassion. I was honestly starting to lose hope and wondered if our innocent children would ever find safety again; I was preparing for the worst. Your unwavering support made me and my family feel hopeful again. [...] Please continue to support us and share our story so that our children and grandchildren can survive this brutal and relentless slaughter of our people and not just become numbers on your phone screens. I know that donations are not easy in these times, but I believe that every contribution has the power to change someone's life. That is why I am participating in this campaign with all my faith, not only to save them, but also to protect their dreams and help them get out of Gaza. [...] We will never forget how you stood by us during the darkest times of our lives. Thanks to each and every one of you, safety is no longer a distant dream. Things will never be the same again, but knowing that there are brave souls out there who will always stand by us is what keeps us from completely giving in to despair. With your help and generous donations, we can leave Gaza and build a new life and rise from the rubble. [...]

tag list under the cut for wider reach. i hope it's okay. dm me to be included/excluded. tysm. 🇵🇸 from the river to the sea, palestine will be free within our lifetime.

@aerequets

@anneemay

@appsa

@axlotlforgot

@brutaliakhoa

@cinemasystem

@clintbeefwoods

@commissions4aid-international

@communistluanneplatter

@comrademango

@cryptotheism

@c-u-c-koo-4-40k

@decolonize-solidarity

@determinate-negation

@dlxxv-vetted-donations

@doumekiss

@dykesbat

@edwordsmyth

@feluka

@fleshdyk3

@gael-garcia

@gaza-evacuation-funds

@ghelgheli

@greatwyrmgold

@heritageposts

@hussyknee

@ichicm

@intersectionalpraxis

@irhabiya

@just-browsing1222

@komsomolka

@kyra45

@lychee02

@magicmooshka

@magnus-rhymes-with-swagness

@mangocheesecakes

@neptunerings

@nonbienerfeeder

@northgazaupdates2

@opencommunion

@our-queer-experience

@pannaginip

@retvolution

@riding-with-the-wild-hunt

@sawasawako

@sayruq

@schoolhater

@sissa-arrows

@sivavakkiyar

@sliceofdyke

@socalgal

@soon-palestine

@stuckinapril

@tamamita

@timetravellingkitty

@trans-girl-nausicaa

@transingthebourgeoisie

@transjjester

@transmutationisms

@txttletale

@ubernegro

@vague-humanoid

@vakarians-babe

@victoriawhimsey

@womenintheirwebs

[the man-holding-a-palestine-flag element is from the free stock pictures of canva. lmk if i am violating any sensibilities here i might consider removing it.]

Me at 14 and me at 22 are having a bonding moment

My mom to her friends, my aunts, and literally everyone she knows: Yeah, my kid is so smart. She is on her phone a lot of the time, but it's not like you guys think, She is not like how kids nowadays are, She reads a lot of books on her phone!!

Me, a fanfic reader who can survive off nothing but just words and day dreams herself to sleep:

Listen - I don't give a fuck if you prefer Batim more than Batdr or Batdr more than Batim

I don't give a fuck about your opinion on this game or character

Reblog it if you are actually still in Bendy fandom or at least remember being in it

I need to know how many of us are left in the world...

Edit: YOOO WE GET TO 1000

YESS

BENDY FANDOM (or people who just like it) - RISE!!!

Another edit: 2000???

Where were you hiding all this time???

Edit: yeah, gonna write it here too

By the way this post was not made for reblog bait... I mean, you can do anything - reblog, comment or just like, I just wanted to know how many people still know this game. Not that anyone said it is, I just don't want anyone to think this is. No, do what you want, it's okay