Just Found This Meme And I Feel Attacked In Every Way Possible 😩

What killed Odysseus's crew? A comprehensive list

Poseidon: 550

Zeus: 36

Polyphemus: 7

Scylla: 6

Gravity: 1

Another Adam meme bc I think they’re funny

Odysseus and Telemachus after killing the suitors

ID: A selfie of Jay and Mico on a boat, with Ithaca in the background. End ID

Edit: there's art in the reblogs 🥹😭

Hazbin Hotel Adam fans be like:

One of my favorite post-EPIC headcanons is that Odysseus' family is just completely accepting of all the unhinged sh*t that he's done.

Odysseus, over dinner, some 2 months after his return: And then I finned the sirens, letting them drown. We ate the tails later.

Telemachus, starry-eyed: OMG GUYS THAT'S MY DAD!! THAT IS!! MY DAD!! (points excitedly) ISN'T HE INCREDIBLE?

Odysseus: And later when he wouldn't stop being in my way I stabbed a god repeatedly with his own trident.

Penelope, heart-eyed: That's my husband. My love. Love of my life. You slay, my king.

The rest of the people at the table are 100% freaked out and probably terrified, btw.

When you run out of fics to read

when im being asked a question, but i was busy daydreaming about __ x y/n

Me when I can’t find the very specific 100k slow -burn enemies to lovers, angst with a happy ending, award winning fic that my brain created during my before bed story time, realising I have to write it myself to be able to read it

i just think the difference is funny (plus new hermes design!!!)

I'M SORRY, BUT SOME OF THEM ARE SO FUNNY TO ME I CAN'T:'))

SHOULD I DRAW SOME OF THOSE?