mammonsbride1

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Y/n: *groans in frustration* Fuck me

Sherlock: *lowers his pants*

Y/n: *looks at Sherlock with wide eyes* wow

pushing my big boobie dagur agenda

me reading smut and calculating in my head the positions the characters are in

na’vi language i would love to see being used in fics:

yawntutsyìp - darling, little loved one

yawne - beloved

tìyawn - love

‘awsiteng- together

yawnetu / yawntu - loved one, lover, beloved person

atan - light, source of illumination

syulang - flower

muntxate - wife, female spouse

muntxatan - husband, male spouse

txe’lan - heart

tsamsiyu - warrior

oeyä - my (possessive)

sevin - pretty (mainly for female)

sayrìp - handsome, good looking

lor - beautiful, pleasant to the senses

yuey - beautiful (inner beauty)

narlor - beautiful visually

tsawke - sun

oare - moon

letsranten - important

tanhì - star, bioluminescent freckle

hì'i - small, little

flrr - gentle, mild, tender

tìmuntxa - mating, marriage

kalin - sweet to the taste

paskalin - honey (term of endearment)

tstew - brave

mowan - pleasing, enjoyable (physically, sexually)

manga - hey, hey you

nga - you

ngatsyìp - little you, you little

fahew - smell

onlor - good smelling

lu - be, am, is, are

vonvä’ - butthole, asshole, dickhead (requested)

nìwotx - all (of)

mei - wet

fìtxan - so

source:

Me when I can’t find the very specific 100k slow -burn enemies to lovers, angst with a happy ending, award winning fic that my brain created during my before bed story time, realising I have to write it myself to be able to read it

My mom to her friends, my aunts, and literally everyone she knows: Yeah, my kid is so smart. She is on her phone a lot of the time, but it's not like you guys think, She is not like how kids nowadays are, She reads a lot of books on her phone!!

Me, a fanfic reader who can survive off nothing but just words and day dreams herself to sleep:

me @ y/n when they do something i’d never do:

like babe this isn’t us ?? get it together

Me at 3am clicking “keep reading” on the most jaw dropping, earth shattering, pantie dropping, smutty fic when I have to be up in 3 hours

Taking anti-depressant pills?? Seeing a therapist??? Journaling???? No need babe, my fav writer just dropped another x reader fic.

family: “why are you just sitting in ur room smiling at ur phone?”

me who’s been reading smut about fictional characters for the past 6 hours:

Ink demon magma sketch heh 👅

The moment we all fell in love with this asshole

me: I write for myself, not validation

also me after posting a fic *refreshes ao3 every five minutes*

(two things can be true)

The only ship dynamic that 𝙜𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙨 𝙢𝙚 𝙡𝙞𝙛𝙚. 🖤

Monster X Human

like i'm sorry but we as a fandom have to stay firm on our anti-AI values. we cannot suddenly start giving AI a pass when it's something we "want to see" like destiel kisses. it's not suddenly fine. we're not going to start using AI to make fanfic scenes come to life or audio AI to make characters "say" stuff we want to hear. you have GOT to be firm on your anti-AI stance. if you start making exceptions then suddenly anything will fly. fandom is for real art and creations made by real people. no AI fanfics. no AI art. no AI rendered "bonus" scenes. no AI audio. none of it has a place here.

When your favorite fanfic writer deletes their work

When you run out of fics to read

girls will look at a man and say “he’s just misunderstood” as he murders people

when you finally get to a chapter with the most jaw dropping, mouth watering smut ever

finding out making up whole detailed scenarios with fictional characters in your head is a “sign of mental illness”

Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988)

ᴘᴏᴠ: ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ᴅᴀᴛɪɴɢ ʙɪʟʟʏ ᴀɴᴅ ꜱᴛᴜ.

I can't get enough of laughing jack !!! HELP!!

i’ve read the same fanfics like 7 times cause i can’t find new ones 😞

angel!Y/N to Eve: Let me tell you something. Sex is not fun. Sex is wrong. Terrible. Immoral. So stop having sex with your husband. Let me shoulder the burden of sin. I will fuck your husband on your behalf.

thinking of cock at this difficult time 💔

Definitely not motivated by any shipping wars and nonsense I’ve seen on the internet.

Come on guys. Let’s just have fun