Eu Não Posso Passar O Resto Da Minha Adolescência Gorda.

I wanna know where people have lately gotten the audacity to leave comments on fanfics talking about how much the fanfic sucked and negatively critiquing an author's fic like it's a published book review.

It pisses me off cause I've seen authors abandoned or delete their fics because of this.

You're getting fanfics for FREE! No one asked for your opinion.

I hope y'all know as authors we get email notifications when you comment so we see EVERY comment that's been left.

We also can see the negative reviews you leave when you bookmark our fics

i fucking LOVE LIFE !!!! YOU WANNA KNOW WHY???? IM ALIVE AT THE SAME TIME AS AO3 EXISTS!! THERES NEVER BEEN A BETTER AGE EVER !!!!! AND IM LIVING NOW AAAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

I have my ✨️ spark ✨️ back (hyperfixated on a new gay non-canon relationship)

“It’s not you. It’s anyone. Sometimes I don’t want anyone around.”

— Joan Didion

It feels good to be in control

"nunca mais ponho comida na minha boca, eu sou nojenta "

eu dois minutos dps:

We need to talk...

There's been a lot of controversy surrounding the Moana/Maui pairing lately, and the main stumbling block is the demigod's age.

Are you serious? Pardon the expression, but I've had enough. There have been some very "serious" accusations... well, you know what. Like, that Moana is basically his daughter, etc. Even if she was, so what? She's an adult, no one sets up an underage girl with an adult man, all participants are consenting adults. Even I, when I wrote fanfics about them, always made Moana 4-5 years older. Plus, the demigod himself didn't see her as a potential partner in the first movie. His physical age is about 27-30, and that's how old he is mentally, he just doesn't age. He still has a lot to learn and grow up.

The hypocrisy of these haters, by the way, is staggering.

They don't bat an eyelid over Dracula and Erica/Johnny and Mavis from the Hotel Transylvania franchise, they don't yell at Bella Swan and Edward from Twilight like they do over Moana and Maui, and the age gap there is much bigger.

If you take away those 3000 years, you get a normal human couple with an age difference of maybe 10-11 years. So what? Is everything suddenly okay now?

I think this whole drama is blown out of proportion. I repeat: there is nothing illegal in the Moana and Maui pairing, the heroine is NOT A CHILD! She is an ADULT, an adult, a self-sufficient, thinking person. And we, the people who pair them, are not doing anything illegal! You may not like the big age difference between the characters - okay, it's your right not to like it, but don't make a big fuss about it and turn it into a circus. 😘

the thing about brasilian ppl is that we love heavily and deeply, our language is one of poetry and song. we are masters of metaphor and lyricism in a way. that being said most of us do need mood stabilizers.

Você está com realmente f0me ou é só sede?

Você vai preferir a sede não é?

Eu odeio bolo, odeio, odeio, odeio, cada vez que eu como morro de raiva mas quando começo não consigo parar. . . Por isso vou ser sempre essa porcaria gorda