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On this blog we hate John Winchester.

If you somehow have the capability to like this horrid repulsive being then we can never be friends nor acquaintances, please never contact me again and check yourself into the nearest mental asylum as you are obviously not in your right mind.

Devia ter me pesado antes de comer. Porra que merda!

Nᴏ ғɪɴᴀʟ ᴅᴀs ᴄᴏɴᴛᴀs ᴠᴏᴄᴇ̂ ɴᴀ̃ᴏ ᴘᴀssᴀ ᴅᴇ ᴜᴍ(ᴀ)

PORCO(ᴀ)

ᴠᴏᴄᴇ̂ ᴀᴄʜᴀ ǫᴜᴇ ғᴀᴢᴇɴᴅᴏ ɴғ ᴇ ᴅᴇᴘᴏɪs ɪɴᴅᴏ ᴄᴏᴍᴇʀ ᴜᴍᴀ ᴋᴄᴀʟ ᴍᴜɪᴛᴏ ᴇʟᴇᴠᴀᴅᴀ ᴠᴏᴄᴇ̂ ᴠᴀɪ ᴇᴍᴀɢʀᴇᴄᴇʀ?ᴏ́ʙᴠɪᴏ ǫᴜᴇ ɴᴀ̃ᴏ, ɪssᴏ ɴᴀ̃ᴏ ғᴜɴᴄɪᴏɴᴀ , ᴠᴏᴄᴇ̂ ᴠᴀɪ ᴘᴇʀᴅᴇʀ ᴇ ɢᴀɴʜᴀʀ ᴛᴜᴅᴏ ᴀᴏ ᴍᴇsᴍᴏ ᴛᴇᴍᴘᴏ?

Eɴᴛᴀ̃ᴏ ᴛᴇɴʜᴀ ғᴏᴄᴏ, ғᴀᴄ̧ᴀ ᴏ sᴇᴜ ɴғ ᴅɪʀᴇɪᴛᴏ ᴇ ᴅᴇᴘᴏɪs ᴠᴀɪ ᴄᴏᴍᴇʀ ᴜᴍᴀ ᴠᴇʀᴅᴜʀᴀ ᴏᴜ ᴜᴍᴀ ғʀᴜᴛᴀ ǫᴜᴇ ᴇ́ ʙᴀɪxᴀ ᴋᴄᴀʟ

okay disregarding all other reasons why i don’t like my stepdad, he fucking likes john winchester. john fucking winchester. if that alone isn’t enough of a reason I don’t know what is

“how did you get into writing” girl nobody gets into writing. writing shows up one day at your door and gets into you

I don’t see a lot of people talk about how Eugene, Nick and Maui are almost the same characters.

*this post is only within their first movies for a fair comparison i’m not including anything from sequels/spinoffs/series etc, but you’re welcome to reblog and add your own 2 cents of course

Well not basically the same but there’s more similarities than differences,

*i’m bad at explaining will probably edit later cause the wording is so awkward

• Older guy, trickster/thieves, deadpan snarkers, with superiority inferiority/inferiority superiority complexes and troubled past forms an unlikely bond/friendship with young, cute, all loving, badass princess heroine.

• Heroine drags/threatens/blackmails them to take them on their mission

• They gave in, on their way they take them to a possibly dangerous place in hopes to intimidate them

• They gave them special nicknames:

- Rapunzel “Blondie”

- Judy “Carrots”

- Moana “Curly”

• Their relationship grow, they become more vulnerable around the heroine, enough to tell them about their unfortunate backstories

• They grow closer. They become the better versions of themselves

*With Tangled (Eugene/Rapunzel) being the only one to end up together romantically

In a nutshell:

Eugene/Nick/Maui, in the beginning of their movies: I need to get this brat off my back. Maybe i can smooth talk my way out of this, or just trick her.

Eugene/Nick/Maui: * takes advantage of their naivety, belittles them, ditches them *

Rapunzel/Judy/Moana: * persisted *

Eugene/Nick/Maui: UGH she’s so annoying, but she’s so brave/she saved my ass/inspired me, now I’m vulnerable enough to tell her my whole sad backstory

Rapunzel/Judy/Moana: * are understanding and gentle *

Eugene/Nick/Maui, at the end their movies: I would die for her 🥺❤️

Edit: i just learned that all 3 of them fall in under the “Trickster” archetype

purg1ng is lowkey kinda addicting. even though it’s hurts my throat sb😭 But also like how bad is for me? I feel like I’m gonna regret it later

If John Winchester has no haters then I'm dead, you guys

On this blog we hate John Winchester.

If you somehow have the capability to like this horrid repulsive being then we can never be friends nor acquaintances, please never contact me again and check yourself into the nearest mental asylum as you are obviously not in your right mind.

Fellas is it gay to carry your work partner two miles in a bridal carry in order to save his life at any cost?