“It’s Not You. It’s Anyone. Sometimes I Don’t Want Anyone Around.”

A pessoa que mais pode me magoar sou eu mesma quando eu como, ignorando o que o resultado vai fazer com minha saúde mental

It's wierd to have people who understand my strange obsession with a couple of stupid middle aged men.

Like- I've never felt so hear or seen before?

Thank you to everyone who comments and adds to my dumb posts, like seriously, you are amazing and I love reading all of it!

Minha mãe tá me forçando a tomar essa vitamina, QUE É PRA BEBÊ, meu pai tinha comprado pro meu irmão, mas ele ainda é mt pequeno pra conseguir engolir um comprimido

Mas eu tô achando que isso é pra aumentar apetite, pq é suplemento alimentar, ele não tem caloria, nem açúcar, nem carbo, mas eu tô mt medo disso acabar aumentando meu apetite, mn alguém pode me ajudar a saber se isso vai aumentar meu apetite ou não?

has this been done before?

você prefere sentir culpa ou orgulho?

I don’t see a lot of people talk about how Eugene, Nick and Maui are almost the same characters.

*this post is only within their first movies for a fair comparison i’m not including anything from sequels/spinoffs/series etc, but you’re welcome to reblog and add your own 2 cents of course

Well not basically the same but there’s more similarities than differences,

*i’m bad at explaining will probably edit later cause the wording is so awkward

• Older guy, trickster/thieves, deadpan snarkers, with superiority inferiority/inferiority superiority complexes and troubled past forms an unlikely bond/friendship with young, cute, all loving, badass princess heroine.

• Heroine drags/threatens/blackmails them to take them on their mission

• They gave in, on their way they take them to a possibly dangerous place in hopes to intimidate them

• They gave them special nicknames:

- Rapunzel “Blondie”

- Judy “Carrots”

- Moana “Curly”

• Their relationship grow, they become more vulnerable around the heroine, enough to tell them about their unfortunate backstories

• They grow closer. They become the better versions of themselves

*With Tangled (Eugene/Rapunzel) being the only one to end up together romantically

In a nutshell:

Eugene/Nick/Maui, in the beginning of their movies: I need to get this brat off my back. Maybe i can smooth talk my way out of this, or just trick her.

Eugene/Nick/Maui: * takes advantage of their naivety, belittles them, ditches them *

Rapunzel/Judy/Moana: * persisted *

Eugene/Nick/Maui: UGH she’s so annoying, but she’s so brave/she saved my ass/inspired me, now I’m vulnerable enough to tell her my whole sad backstory

Rapunzel/Judy/Moana: * are understanding and gentle *

Eugene/Nick/Maui, at the end their movies: I would die for her 🥺❤️

Edit: i just learned that all 3 of them fall in under the “Trickster” archetype

how was there ever any speculation about tyler posey’s orientation when it’s pretty clear he’s sexually attracted to attention

And he will use any means necessary to get it. Even by saying dumb shit.

Você realmente precisa comer isso? Ou você não está apenas entediada? Pare de comer!

Toda vez que você diz 'não' à comida, você diz 'sim' à magreza.

do you ship wincest?

do i wanna see two brothers make out? no. do i think that sam and dean have one of the most complicated and intricate relationships on television? yes. do i think that sam and dean mean more to each other than they will ever know? yes. do i think that these boys will literally die for each other because they can’t imagine a world without the other? of course, that’s canon. do i think they are soulmates, destined to be in each others lives for the rest of eternity, two sides of the same coin, the bonnie to their clyde? yes.

Fellas is it gay to carry your work partner two miles in a bridal carry in order to save his life at any cost?