The Hunchback Of Notre Dame, The Phantom Of The Opera And Beauty And The Beast All Speak To One Of Humankind

You are full of wrong

— sleep deprived INTP

Boy, I felt that one

wake up, new ship dynamic just dropped

person A: fuck the rich

person B: *is rich* please

Carine Gilson.

(by positanolife75)

(Slytherclaw stimboard for an anon! Slytherclaw is a combination of Ravenclaw and Slytherin House! Credit in captions, middle square by me, requests are open!)

There was no in-between for him.

[Insp.]

Hey, don’t cry. Nipple piercings visible through shirts. Okay?

Hogwarts Houses as: Zombie Movies

Gryffindor:

Dawn of the Dead

Resident Evil

World War Z

Gryffindor likes the gore. And they like the action. They want to see people fighting hordes of zombies and winning against all odds.

Ravenclaw:

28 Days Later

Night of the Living Dead

Train to Busan

Ravenclaw likes their zombies movies to have a few brains. A good plot and believable zombies makes Ravenclaw happy. Add some character development and Ravenclaw is already making popcorn.

Hufflepuff:

Warm bodies

Pride, Prejudice and Zombies

ParaNorman

It’s not that Hufflepuff is a softy or doesn’t like gore. Hufflepuff doesn’t mind all that. But Hufflepuff wants a movie with heart and soul. A little bit of romance and some lighthearted jokes and Hufflepuff is there.

Slytherin:

Zombieland

Shaun of the Dead

I am Legend

Dark humour and gory zombies, these are the things that Slytherin wants in a zombie movie. Yes, I am Legend is technically not zombies, and not humourous, but Slytherin is a sucker for dogs that die in a movie.

no thoughts. only sad gay vampires.