Wake Up, New Ship Dynamic Just Dropped

Trixie Mattel: confirmed billy hargrove stan

Everyone should be able to express their small and mean opinions to someone who won't clutch their pearls about it. Being a bitch is a human right

When boys stretch and their clothing rides up n u can see their tummy and you

Hogwarts Houses as: Zombie Movies

Gryffindor:

Dawn of the Dead

Resident Evil

World War Z

Gryffindor likes the gore. And they like the action. They want to see people fighting hordes of zombies and winning against all odds.

Ravenclaw:

28 Days Later

Night of the Living Dead

Train to Busan

Ravenclaw likes their zombies movies to have a few brains. A good plot and believable zombies makes Ravenclaw happy. Add some character development and Ravenclaw is already making popcorn.

Hufflepuff:

Warm bodies

Pride, Prejudice and Zombies

ParaNorman

It’s not that Hufflepuff is a softy or doesn’t like gore. Hufflepuff doesn’t mind all that. But Hufflepuff wants a movie with heart and soul. A little bit of romance and some lighthearted jokes and Hufflepuff is there.

Slytherin:

Zombieland

Shaun of the Dead

I am Legend

Dark humour and gory zombies, these are the things that Slytherin wants in a zombie movie. Yes, I am Legend is technically not zombies, and not humourous, but Slytherin is a sucker for dogs that die in a movie.

wow

DAENERYS TARGARYEN “A Golden Crown” 1.06 | Game of Thrones

i was at a haunted hayride tonight and a guy dressed up as an undead cowboy approached me and got in my face and called me "prettyboy" and then he walked away to scare other ppl and then he came back looking for me and said "wheres my prettyboy" and then he found me and said "ah there he is" and got in my face again and i. was so high all night and that was so crazy. bro how are u going to get in my face and taunt me in a cowboy hat and call me prettyboy. how am i supposed to exist now.

Harry: *points microphone to crowd* YOU SING

The majority of the crowd who thought they were “good” fans for refusing to listen to the leak:

Any Slytherin

An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough

inanimate objects do not have a gender nor do they cater to one gender specifically. read that again and stfu.