No Thoughts. Only Sad Gay Vampires.

Yeah, yeah, Dacre Montgomery has sparkly eyes and throws his soul into every job and treats interviewers with respect and approaches fans with love and blah blah blah

But have you ever considered these irresistible qualities?

His seamless transition from Heartthrob Thirst-Trap Instagram Hoe to Slutty Senior Citizen

The wild shit™️ that regularly comes out of his mouth with absolute sincerity

The relentless inclusion of his damn tattooed toes in photoshoots, posts, and stories

my brother in fanfiction, you chose to open the bag why are you surprised the dove is dead? 

You are full of wrong

— sleep deprived INTP

People who switch pronouns in songs to no-homo the situation are so funny. The idea literally never even occurred to me as a kid. Couldn’t be me. I am a woman scorned. I am a man who had his heart broken. I am a guy who hates his hometown. I’m a country boy, I’m a city girl. I’m a slut. I’m addicted to cocaine. It’s a song, man.

✨🌻🌿✨🌻🌿✨🌻🌿✨ 🌿 You CAN do it 🌻 ✨🌻🌿✨🌻🌿✨🌻🌿✨

Imagine actively choosing to be hateful and cruel and embittered when the world is already painful and fatiguing… pick another path, babe

Why so tense, Potter? My father and I have a bet, you see. I don’t think you’re gonna last ten minutes in this tournament. He disagrees. He thinks that you won’t last five.

@thepotternet and @fanficnet yule event, day 4: Draco Malfoy + socks/frost