Akutagawa: Atsushi Hasn't Text Me Back And It's Been 15 Minutes :(

Akutagawa: Atsushi hasn't text me back and it's been 15 minutes :(

*meanwhile*

Atsushi: Dazai, does "beautiful" have 3 or 4 O's?

Dazai, fully aware of how to spell beautiful: It has 4.

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Chuuya:

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Dazai: EXCUSE ME, WHAT?

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Chuuya: I find that I adore a person pleasantly more if they can speak a second language, especially French.

Dazai: Ma ciao!

Chuuya:

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*married skk au where Chuuya is an ada member and he and Dazai brought their child to work*

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Dazai, stumbling in through the window of Chuuya's room with a broken red rose in his mouth:

Chuuya, startled: What the fuck are you doing?

Dazai, falling on the floor: I’m trying to be romantic, shut up.

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1 year ago

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Dazai: Oh- he sounds kinda lame...

Chuuya:

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1 year ago

Dazai, yelling: KUNIKIDA HAVE YOU SEEN MY TOP?!

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Dazai: Ok thanks :).

Chuuya, from the office: THE FUCK?!

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Kunikida: Dazai, just ask him out!

Dazai: Absolutely not, there’s no way he’s interested.

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