Chuuya: beating The Shit Out Of The Enemy Using His Gravity Powers

Chuuya: *beating the shit out of the enemy using his gravity powers*

Dazai, under his breath: He’s so strong and so dumb and one day he's gonna top me!

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mackerel22

1 year ago

*skk flower shop au*

Chuuya, STORMING into the flower shop Dazai runs: *slams 20 bucks on the counter, startling him*

Chuuya: How do I passive-aggressively say “fuck you” in flower?

Dazai: *barely bats an eye after the initial shock* That depends on what you want. You could do geraniums for stupidity, foxglove for insincerity, yellow carnations for disappointment, or orange Lilly’s for hatred, anything else?

Chuuya:

Chuuya: … I think I’m in love with you.

Dazai: What?

Chuuya: What?

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mackerel22

9 months ago

Dazai: I am 100% straight.

Ranpo: Kunikida teaching Atsushi martial arts.

Dazai: I am 90% straight.

Yosano: Dostoevsky in the Dead Apple movie.

Dazai: I am 70% straight.

Ranpo: Sigma wearing his high heels.

Dazai: I am 50% straight.

Atsushi: The Hunting Dog that arrested you.

Dazai: I am 40% straight.

Dazai: Still straight, still doing okay.

Ranpo: Chuuya-

Dazai: I am not straight.

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mackerel22

1 year ago

Kunikida: Ranpo have you seen Dazai?

Ranpo, clearly lying: Um, no. That idiot's probably off working his dumb plan.

Ranpo, who also helps Dazai with his plan: He's so stupid.

Kunikida:

Ranpo: You know, the only reason the president hasn't fired him is that we're worried that he'll kill himself.

Ranpo: *leaves*

Kunikida, internally: Yep. They're up to something together.

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mackerel22

1 year ago

Atsushi: So is this thing between Dazai and Chuuya supposed to be a secret?

Akutagawa: Hardly, the only people who don’t know are Dazai and Chuuya.

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mackerel22

1 year ago

*playing twister*

Dazai: okay, Akutagawa, right hand red.

Akutagawa: *ends up on top of Atsushi*

Atsushi: wait— Dazai, you're doing this on purpose, aren't you?

Dazai: I stopped spinning about 10 turns ago, I'm surprised you didn't notice sooner.

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mackerel22

8 months ago

Dazai, pulling out an engagement ring: Got it a week after we first met.

Chuuya:

Chuuya, also pulling out a ring: Got it yesterday.

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mackerel22

1 year ago

Dazai: How old were you guys when you found out Santa wasn't real?

Atsushi, whispering to Kunikida: How old am I?

Kunikida: You’re 18, Atsushi.

Atsushi, sadly: I was 18.

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mackerel22

10 months ago

Chuuya: On a scale of one to ten, how would you rate your pain?

Dazai: Pi.

Chuuya: Pi?

Dazai: Low level, but never ending.

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mackerel22

1 year ago

Dazai: If you tell anyone that we kissed I promise I will make your 2024 a living nightmare.

Chuuya: How is that any different from now?

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mackerel22

2 months ago

Dazai: We're finally getting along. It's been 24 hours since the last time we fought. Isn't that great?

Chuuya: No, it isn't. We complete the missions faster when we're fighting.

Dazai: Quick then, say something annoying!

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