Date A Being Who Is Absolutely Fascinated With The Most Mundane Aspects Of Your Existence. The Way Your

Amen

So the unlikely plot twist is that the US won’t destroy North Korea and start WW3 because the President is too busy fighting with star athletes on Twitter and has forgotten all about it? I’m not complaining, but who the hell is writing 2017?

Spidercat is here to save the day!

spidercat

Holy shit

He’s dead now, so I portrayed him as such. Everyone understood immediately.

I just wanted to hear this post in real life, and I chased that impulse.

That’s what I’m talkin bout ; midterms 2018

I may never make the mantel, but it doesn’t matter, ‘cause I have you.

The Lion and Seymour find themselves in a cave. Seymour’s little ears flick up. He hears the sound of someone calling for help from a nearby deep crevasse. He is utterly unmoved, however, and continues walking. He trips on a discarded box of cigars.

Oh Shitt

Sometimes things just aren’t what you think they are…