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The whole “the bard seduces the dragon” thing is only implausible if you’re assuming that all dragons are wise and powerful ancient wyrms.

This ain’t necessarily the case: D&D dragons have age categories.

Maybe that dragon is only two hundred years old – which is the equivalent of like twentysomething in human terms – and therefore makes bad life decisions.

Maybe your bard can be one of those bad life decisions.

Fun zodiac facts here!

Oof I was getting ready to take medicine when I read this. Lol thanks for reminding me. 

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The signs as three word descriptions based on people I know

Aries: tiptoe through chaos

Taurus: a pimpled goblin

Gemini: horny, but chic

Cancer: the sun’s sugar

Leo: stressed but blessed

Virgo: lovely and oblivious

Libra: pure peachy brilliance

Scorpio: don’t poke that

Sagittarius: don’t smoke that

Capricorn: deeply troubled flannel

Aquarius: that’s a fire-hazard

Pisces: nasty lil grandpa