How To Catch A Kangaroo In 0:32 Seconds

One time a guy and I were having an argument and he pulled a knife on me, and because I’m a dumbass idiot my response was to take out MY knife and go “what now, genius?” And what happened next was we just stood there for ten straight minutes not moving because niether of us wanted to put the knife down first and basically that’s our entire international situation regarding nuclear weapons

california fires

I’m okay. The fire hasn’t reached me but I can see it from my balcony. I don’t think it’s going to get over here.

I moved out of the area that’s burning a few years ago. My elementary school is burning down on the news. 

My heart aches for Thousand Oaks and Agoura Hills, the towns I grew up in. First a mass shooting and then a disastrous fire in less than 24 hours. This is just too surreal.

Sending so much love to the families who lost their homes. I can only imagine what they’re going through.

Sirius you should serenade Remus

Sirius: I’m more of a poet than a singer.  But I guess I could romantically recite my own poems to him?

Kitten loves her best friend

#pride

↳  it’s pride month! a set of icons~

hey everyone!!! it’s pride month!! in celebration, i’ll be releasing intermittent sets of lgbt flag icons of your favourite su characters all month!!

all 300x300 + high quality!!

featuring pearl with the trans (top row) and lesbian (bottom row) flags, and then combined!!!

please like and/or reblog if you use!!  ✨

I just wanted to hear this post in real life, and I chased that impulse.

Oh shit damn