Last Night I Dreamed That I Made This Image In Ms Paint, So I Decided To Make It For Real

Kitten loves her best friend

The whole “the bard seduces the dragon” thing is only implausible if you’re assuming that all dragons are wise and powerful ancient wyrms.

This ain’t necessarily the case: D&D dragons have age categories.

Maybe that dragon is only two hundred years old – which is the equivalent of like twentysomething in human terms – and therefore makes bad life decisions.

Maybe your bard can be one of those bad life decisions.

YAS. YOU GO SASSY MCGONIGAL 

date a being who is absolutely fascinated with the most mundane aspects of your existence. the way your face twitches when you sleep, how you get breathless after running, dancing, or even just laughing a bit too hard, the warmth of your skin, heating up your face whenever they look at you.

teaching children that they are allowed to walk away and cool off if they are feeling overwhelmed might literally save their life as teens/adults