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One time a guy and I were having an argument and he pulled a knife on me, and because I’m a dumbass idiot my response was to take out MY knife and go “what now, genius?” And what happened next was we just stood there for ten straight minutes not moving because niether of us wanted to put the knife down first and basically that’s our entire international situation regarding nuclear weapons

I just wanted to hear this post in real life, and I chased that impulse.

we’re cleaning out our book collection and my dad REFUSES to throw out the like 2005 toronto public school poetry anthology that has my fucking, sasunaru fanart as the cover and i’m going to pass out

What The Frappe?!

Summary: Based on a post by @charmingprincey, with additions by @thesmartestside and @divinedrabbles. Roman is an actor who keeps flirting with the cute barista at a coffeeshop, while Virgil is getting quite annoyed with this hot guy flirting with him. 

Word count: 4414

Pairing(s): Prinxiety, background Logicality, platonic LAMP 

A/N: THIS IS THE BEST THIS IS GONNA GET. LIKE, EVER. SO. 

@ohbytheangel was, as always, a huge help as coauthor! You’re the best :)

@ everyone, APPRECIATE THIS WE WRESTLED WITH THIS FOR THREE MONTHS SO 

AND THE ENDING BEING DONE IS BECAUSE OF ANGEL SO (plus me nagging them… oop)

@hghrules @becca-becky @tinysidestrashcaptain I don’t know how much you like/don’t like being tagged but eh 

When Roman entered the hottest new coffee shop in town, he didn’t expect to find the key-youtest barista serving drinks.

He was adorable, with dark, dark hair, slightly tinted purple, and sleeves that were pushed up half-way, causing him to look a zillion times more cute than he did in the first place.

The only problem?

Said barista, Virgil, according to his name tag, would not respond to his flirting!

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Hey, I don’t usually make PSA posts like this, but if you have a bot by the name of “Notsobot” on any of your discord servers, don’t click the link that it has set as “playing”. It’s a link to a site containing suicide video compilations.

#when your brother-in-law is roasting your mother and you have bread

Don’t mind me I’ll just be over here shipping

NEW YORK (AP) — Missy Elliott, one of rap’s greatest voices and also a songwriter and producer who has crafted songs for Beyonce and Whitney Houston, is one of the nominees for the 2019 Songwriters Hall of Fame.

Elliott is the first female rapper nominated for the prestigious prize and could also become the third rapper to enter the organization following recent inductees Jay-Z and Jermaine Dupri.