I’m an Aquarius but, I can barely make a simple meal and a few cheesecakes.
Aries: nearly burns down the entire kitchen
Taurus: an actual master chef
Gemini: they try so hard to make it perfect but screw some important detail up and get so frustrated they quit
Cancer: tries super hard but just ends up ruining everything
Leo: can’t even cook an egg
Virgo: at least they don’t burn the house down
Libra: can either be very good or very bad, there is no in between
Scorpio: surprisingly very good???
Sagittarius: think they are amazing, but rly it’s just toast and microwave meals
Capricorn: best salad chef ever
Aquarius: can literally make whatever they want
Pisces: end up injuring themselves
he/him & they/them lesbians… this one’s for u:
💝💞💓💗💖💘💕💝💞💓💗💝💕💗💞💝💞💓💗💖💘💕💝💞💓💗💖💘💕💝💞💓💗💖💘💘💓💝💗💕💞💖💘💓💝💗💕💞💖💗
Sprinkles the cat out on a frozen lake
teaching children that they are allowed to walk away and cool off if they are feeling overwhelmed might literally save their life as teens/adults
Wonder Woman
OH MY GOD whyyyy did no one tell me you’re supposed to send thank-yous after interviews?? Why would I do that???
“Thank you for this incredibly stressful 30 minutes that I have had to re-structure my entire day around and which will give me anxiety poos for the next 24 hours.”
I HATE ETIQUETTE IT’S THE MOST IMPOSSIBLE THING FOR ME TO LEARN WITHOUT SOMEONE DIRECTLY TELLING ME THIS SHIT
poor baby djaslkdjks
“ never mistake
my kindness for being flirty
or the depth of my understanding,
forgiveness and compassion for trust
my heart will forever be kind,
but that doesn’t mean it is open “
Aquarius moodboard