Thats good.
Hey, just so you know, the guy behind the pixie and brutus comics is a tr**p supporter
this is the worst news ive got in weeks
More legal shenanigans for your D&D setting:
The Kingdom of Zor has historically been marked by a particularly virulent strain of human supremacism. Though that era has largely passed, its legacy has proven to be so deeply entrenched in the realm’s codes of law that later reformers found it expedient simply to expand the legal definition of “human”. So it is that in the land of Zor, an elf, an animated skeleton, and a sapient protoplasmic ooze are all Human in the eyes of the law – though strangely, the legal compass of humanity continues to this day to exclude bards.
The Norgian Confederacy is infamous for its curiously inverted sumptuary laws. Being theoretically egalitarian, and priding themselves on principles of absolute social mobility, a Norgian’s manner of dress is in no wise restricted by their social station; rather, by dressing in the legally recognised manner of a particular station, they declare their membership in it. Strictly speaking these rules apply only to citizens; all the same, visitors whose outfits fail to match their preferred level of social obligation are advised to clearly advertise their foreign status, lest one be accused of dereliction of duty!
Compounded by centuries of case law and precedent, the laws of the dwarven realm of Underhome have become a muddled mess with respect to the property rights of the dead. Some rights – particularly the ownership of one’s own remains – persist after death, while others transfer to designated heirs, and still others are held in trust should the deceased later join the ranks of the undead. In the halls of royalty, the ghosts of ancient kings and queens litigate endlessly with their living descendants for dominion over the earth’s riches; these revenant monarchs – or “mineral wights”, as they’re sometimes known – stand as the greatest obstacle to Underhome’s continued prosperity.
In the spirit of script swap, here’s another event to bring the community closer together. The HP RP Pair Up.
Once all the names are submitted, and May ends, I will pair everyone up. Everyone will get one randomly assigned partner. You and your partner will co-write and perform a thread together. It must have at least two characters, though it may have more than two. You and your partner are the only ones allowed in the thread.
Send me an ask or a message saying that you’d like to participate. If you aren’t sending me the message from your RP account, be sure to also send me the URL you roleplay from. Sign ups will be open for the entire month of May. I am aware that it is finals season, so this will be slower going with longer deadlines.
harold, they’re lesbians
people are gay, steven
i’m a lesbian, carl
don’t be a transphobe, chad
we support the gays, david
i’m not jealous, flavio. i’m gay
he/him & they/them lesbians… this one’s for u:
💝💞💓💗💖💘💕💝💞💓💗💝💕💗💞💝💞💓💗💖💘💕💝💞💓💗💖💘💕💝💞💓💗💖💘💘💓💝💗💕💞💖💘💓💝💗💕💞💖💗
So I’ve seen a few headcanons where someone yells out, “Knock on wood,” before a match and everyone whacks Oliver with their brooms
Whilst this very much amuses me, in Britain (or at least England) it’s more common to say ‘touch wood’
So I instead believe that they all yell this out and then either:
Pat his head in a really patronising manner
All solemnly put their hands on his shoulder whilst he looks beyond bewildered
Or they all (lightly) slap him as quickly as they can