Sprinkles The Cat Out On A Frozen Lake

Don’t mind me I’ll just be over here shipping

I would personally make an “All the above” category and put : Aquarius, Pisces, and Cancer in there.  

The all day squad

The “let’s sleep all day” squad.

CANCER, ARIES, CAPRICORN, GEMINI

The “let’s drink all day” squad.

SAGITTARIUS, VIRGO, LIBRA, TAURUS

The “let’s eat all day” squad.

PISCES, AQUARIUS, LEO, SCORPIO

Seymour awakens in the ravine, after a long and eventless sleep. In the space between thoughts, he passes through the needle’s eye, and arrives where he was last, funny patchwork creature in tow.

And Now Who The Hell Are Who Are You

Drake literally has a song for every mood.

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is that last comic you posted about a suicide note? I'm confused

One of the rituals from Victorian era’s cult of mourning: if a close loved one died, you’d order yourself some black bordered calling cards, note paper and envelopes. Your border’s width would be determined by how close you were to the deceased, how long you’d been in mourning, and how ostentatious you wanted to be.

Even newspapers followed this etiquette:

Vancouver Daily World, British Columbia, January 22, 1901:

The Guthrie Daily Leader, Oklahoma, September 14, 1901:

Anyway, to answer your question, I doubt it. Unless the guy’s brother was a big stickler for etiquette, pretty full of himself, or had a dark sense of humor, I don’t think you’d mail your own suicide note in a mourning envelope. And in that case it wouldn’t be a very funny comic.

(As an aside, in some places you couldn’t actually mail letters with full mourning borders. They were said to be easier to tamper with; edges could be cut and then coloured with dark ink, so ones that were tinted rather than full-black were also sold).

I’m pretty sure the joke is just that the guy isn’t very smart, and thinks the black border + the brother’s handwriting means his brother must be dead. Really his brother is just in mourning for someone else.

YAS. YOU GO SASSY MCGONIGAL 

i have some more tips but i have to get back to homework!!! i hope this was helpful anon