I Made A Thing

imagine your girlfriend went missing mysteriously and was replaced by her evil homunculus clone and then you go to a racetrack and they've put up a statue commemorating that time she gave you backshots twice in a row in public and then won the race

i love this guy so much hes asking the real questions

i live with an uncaring stove that will never holds temp, but my onions are not at fault

caramelizing them is my responsibility

“we live in an uncaring universe” yeah dude and I live in an uncaring house. and I shit in an uncaring toilet. but do you touch an uncaring lover? do you comfort an uncaring child? do you guide to sleep each night a cold and uncaring self?

Your white boyfriend will do nothing for you. Leave him. Join my terrorist Organization

the high scoring Balatro fandom is dying reblog if you love being on E

girl who is playing disco elysium for the first time in 2025

Just started Red Valley and the conspiracy man and the Skeptic (TM) are going to be lovers I can feel it. The wife can be mine <3

is she... y'know... a friend of jimbo?