Just Started Red Valley And The Conspiracy Man And The Skeptic (TM) Are Going To Be Lovers I Can Feel

Marcille is so funny to me. she's such a bait and switch. when we're first introduced to her you see this cute girl who's totally distraught at everything Laios does and you think she's gonna be the tropey token girl in the party who does the healing and stays out of the fights and has to be the designated Team Mom. but that's not Marcille at all. she's only on healing duty because Falin isn't around. she's a frontline attacker and she's constantly thinking about murder and explosions.

dungeon meshi really said "so there's this incredibly powerful black mage whose signature spell is "explode your skull" and she loves necromancy and is wanted in 5 countries. she can heal in a pinch but when she does it, it hurts, because there isn't a gentle bone in her body" and then she looks like this. i love her so much

imagine your girlfriend went missing mysteriously and was replaced by her evil homunculus clone and then you go to a racetrack and they've put up a statue commemorating that time she gave you backshots twice in a row in public and then won the race

Not romantic nor platonic but a secret third thing

(Warren Godby and Gordon Porlock)

HINT: you can move my white ass using the arrow keys.

watch out im going kittymode *hits the blunt until i go nonverbal and stares at you slow blinking* ... meow. meow. meow . mroww. meow.. mrrrrow.. meow. meow

*pop* *pop*

Man, I almost drank myself to death yesterday, I can't even remember my name, if only there was someone that could help me.

The the trustworthy and saint-like lieutenant:

*meeeting a friend for coffee* friend: how's work been?

me: oh you know *mimes putting a gun in my mouth but i moan a little and start sucking the barrel and pushing it deeper