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a peep was asking for a TodoDeku version of the extrovert shield but I didn’t really see Izuku as an extrovert, and he didn’t quite fit in my brain as an introvert so ambivert he is I guess lol-

I had the MiriTama version bouncing in my brain so here they are too + KiriBaku in uniform to fit the theme haha

He enfermado, es como el Hanahaki, solo que no vómito flores. Lloro por qué no me amas, yo sigo amandote aunque este amor unilateral me este matando.

Yuesainte

My constant struggle when writing PWP

NECESITO ENTRAR A LA UNIVERSIDAD

prompt #29 - Jango Fett custody battle for the clones turns into Jango (and the mandalorians) marrying the Jedi

Jango wanted a son. Only one- but then the sith got and used his dna samples to make a clone army

Jango was out for a couple days as the sith did this (carbonite, kidnapping, etc) 

Then the jedi arrive on kamino, and free jango and the clones

Some of the clones want to be with the jedi but jango is like “my children” 

But plo and shaak want clone children, because they are jedi space parents 

Custody battle/total chaos ensues 

The clones don’t know who to choose, they love them both

The clone wars is just a giant custody battle for the GAR 

here’s the breakdown: sudden father of clones vs the jedi, vs the clones who want the jedi, vs the clones who want jango, it’s a BIG court case

And we didn’t discuss this in the server BUT you can bet the holonet is freaking out over it, and everyone is taking sides (it’s like star wars judge judy mixed with KUWTK, mixed with any other dramatic reality tv show, much drama)  

Mr sheev palpatine is very pissed™, since he wanted the clones to be his secret weapon but now they’re just the children of the jedi?? What is happening to his perfect sithly plan?? Now they’re going to find the control chips!!

What ends up happening is the jedi and jango become the divorced parents who low key hate each other. 

They get split time with the clones - like every other week they switch or something like that. 

But then. Oh but then. Jango, who is a mandalorian (mandalorians are weak for hot people who can fight) sees the jedi fighting. He is gone.

Jango.exe has stopped working. The clones are like “um, buir? Are you okay?” he can’t even answer. 

Since when can jedi do that (he saw them doing ataru and that was what pushed him over the edge) 

The clones are like “dad”. Jango just… *squeak*. The clones, realizing what’s happening - “Oh he’s seen Master Mom-Ti”. *higher squeak*. Jango has a breakdown while the clones are laughing and watching all the moves the jedi are pulling 

Jango is the “count me in as scared and horny” meme except he has so much confidence, that as soon as the jedi are done fighting he goes over and kisses kit fisto (who is a total DILF, btw) 

Jango decides, of course, the only rational response to this is to marry the jedi. Like all the jedi. Immediately. 

But then when the other mandalorians find out, they want jedi too.

Jango shows up to the mando reunion with like 50 jedi on his arm and the mandalorians are like “um excuse me wtf” 

Cue mando civil war 

The galaxy, who has been entertained by the custody court case, is shocked! Surprised! Confused! Even betrayed! They’re like “wait we thought you hated them? What do mandalorians know about the jedi that we don’t?” 

Galaxy vs. mandalorians over jedi marriage

Mandalorians are united against the galaxy, but it’s everyone for themselves when it’s just them fighting over getting a jedi 

Did you think the jedi would stop everyone fighting over their hand in marriage? Hell no. they are having way too much fun watching the galaxy fight over them. They are little shits and they’re just gonna sit back and watch for once

Shaak Ti, in particular, has many mandalorian spouses

Jango ends up claiming aayla for his son bly and he has many long arguments with the one and only quinlan vos over whether or not their children are worthy of each other

Quinlan has the “if you hurt my daughter, so help me” talk with bly, and aayla and jango are standing in the corner, glaring at quinlan (who may or may not be half drunk) 

Bly is terrified of quinlan vos, because even if he’s half drunk, that man can be intimidating when he wants to be (quinlan is overprotective in some areas, loose in others. He is in multiple relationships. but he’s also a hardass when it comes to aayla, that’s for damn sure)

Yoda is officiating all the weddings, because space troll grandpa is finally having so much fun and he’s taking it all the way

“MARRIED YOU ARE BECAUSE SAY SO I DO” 

Zero room for arguments. If you think they’re doing the “if you object to this union speak now or forever hold your piece” thing, you are mistaken. Nobody is arguing with this marriage if yoda’s officiating. If you try to object, he will 100% whack your shins with his stick until you have many bruises. 

Jedi (over)share everything with each other, because they can feel everything, so why is anakin hiding his marriage anymore (especially after all this mandalorian drama)

Answer: he’s not hiding. Our favorite walking disaster reveals his marriage, which everyone probably already knew about (anakin has zero subtlety, you know it, i know it, the entire galaxy knows it) 

Padme and anakin renew their vows, and of course, yoda is at the altar (his entire speech about why they’re gathered there today is FILLED with passive aggressive comments about not being invited to their wedding in the first place) 

“Gathered here, we are, to renew young skywalker and senator amidala’s vows. Big event this is, yes, as see their original ceremony, we did not. Nice, it must have been. Know, I wouldn’t” *whacks anakin in the shin* 

They end up discovering the control chips. The jedi, jango, and all the mandalorian spouses/trophy wives GO AFTER palpatine. He is very, very dead. 

this is a power pairing

matchablossom moments from the sk8 VA panel & after party!

- jonah called daman pretty

- ry kept saying that joe and cherry are miyas parents

- daman auditioned for joe

- damans favourite line was “charring his chesticals for locals in heat”

- ry and jonah really looked forward to the beach mama papa scene

- daman starting simping for joes muscles

- jonah and daman said they send posts and fanart to eachother and that they see EVERYTHING

- jonah said that joe and cherry are boyfriends who fight but love eachother !!!!!!

- jonah confirmed that joe is the dad of the group and that he thinks joe wants to comfort reki and tell him that it’s okay he’s going through these changes

- daman says that cherry’s “gender fluidity” is inspiring

- when lauren referred to joe and cherry as friends, daman and jonah both corrected lauren and said “FRIENDS” with quotation marks and emphasis

- when talking about matchablossom jonah and daman kissed their microphones to each other ( we won )

- a lot of jonah and daman banter

- jonah put on joes iconic orange striped shirt and daman hinted at the fact he is trying to find a cherry cosplay (so expect that soon)

- jonah started speaking in joes voice “poggers”, “shawty bae”

- jonah headcanons cherry with a ‘bye bitch’ fan

- jonah said “ i love you, kaoru “ in joes voice OH MY GODDDD

glad i didn’t post this the other day bc it had some glaring mistakes lmao. anyway obligatory drawing of cristina post tda book release

take your kid to work day 

Dads are asking someone (I can’t decide who tho lol) to babysit Ben so they can go for a date night tonight 👀👌🏻

They aren’t married yet when Ben was this age btw

Es demasiado bonito para mí pobre corazón

Morgan Stark’s password for everything is “I love you 3000” and her phone’s passcode is 3000. She names stuffed animals after the Avengers and dreams about how her dad fought bad guys and saved the world. She likes to talk to Uncle James about when her daddy and him attended MIT together, sometimes Peter is there. Peter brings her cookies every Thursday that his aunt May made for him and herself to share. Cassie Lang and her dad come over once in awhile too. They bring tiny ants that are oh so adorable. There’s a man named Steve that visits a ton, he says he worked with Morgan’s daddy but he looks way too old to be her daddy’s friend. Uncle Sammy and Bucky bring her stuffed animals to add to her collection even when her mommy says no. Mr. Strange teaches her how to read and brings her new books every other Sunday, he says schooling is important. The guardians fly over once in awhile. They bring stars and aliens and rocks that Morgan has never seen before. She decides she wants to be an astronaut. She wants to see space and it’s endless possibilities. Happy tells her stories of how her daddy made new things so people could one day see space. He even went to space once or twice. He saved the world with the things he made. Her mommy says that’s why everyone sees them all the time: they loved her daddy. She hopes to one day be as loved as him.

She wants to be just like him.