It Took Me Embarrassingly Long To Figure Out Why Towa Seems Familiar. And I Mean Other Than How Much

As someone eternally stuck in a tiny, dead, or dying fandom, I'd like to say this.

I love you people who post once a week.

I love you people who post once a month.

I love you analysis writers who pour content then stop up for so long I forgot why I followed you until you pop more out again.

I love you fanartists who hate their art.

I love you fanartists who love their art.

I love you fanartists who are neutral or apathetic to that art.

I love you people who have only posted once in this tag and never again.

I love you people who have never posted and only reblog.

I love you people who leave comments and help build the fandom's morale.

I love you snippet and drabble writers.

I love you self-shippers.

I love you people who only consume and share content about their niche fav that most of the fandom forgot existed or discarded as not worth their time and attention.

I love you shippers of the main pairs and shippers of the rare pairs.

I love you person who posted on the fandom tag after two years of silence.

So; the current mysteries in TKDB (up to what I've read, AKA chapter 9,) are:

The culprit of (and generally what is) The One-Eyed Sleeping Beauty Murder

The Traitor

The Mermaid

How Dante is alive

Haku's Stigma

Sho's deal with Hyde (?)

Romeo's deal with Hyde (?)

Taiga's... Deal with Hyde..?

Hyde in general really

LITERALLY ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING REGARDING THE CLASH

What we've figured out:

Alan killed Dante.

Clementia used to cure curses?

oh shit, it's 3/21/23, 32123, palindrome day

Wait, if interdorm missions are a "new" thing in the TDBK story, then what the hell were Taiga and Haku doing?

And if all the inspectors had quit already, how come they were on a mission at all?

Like were they just on a date and happened to come across an anomaly or what

And was Sinostra not already on probation or???

Speaking of interdorm missions, was that just like a one time thing or like. What happened to that

TKDB EP 9 spoils

He just blew up a grave. Goddamn.

Also where did Kaito go, that's concening-

And gimme a second to Google lens that insignia

Yeah no I'm not getting nothing lol- either way that's some lore. Hm.

Important.

I'm just Imagining a Tokyo Debunker/Twisted Wonderland crossover au where like.

Everything is already solved, all the over lots n wtv already happened, so at this point it's just kinda. A magic sitcom. Everyone is going about their day. Until BOOM.

MC from Tokyo Debunker drops in. How? Why? I... Haven't decided yet. Maybe her, Luca, and Kaito find an anomalous coffin artifact, and Kaito dares her to get in for a selfie, promising not to close the lid, and the lid just falls on her.

And now, long after orientation day, MC wakes up in an entrance ceremony coffin.

She pushes the coffin open herself, climbs out, cautiously walks around, until she finds herself carefully avoiding bumping shoulders with various students as she steps lightly through the halls of NRC, ever so confused, only responding to the various confused looks she gets by pulling the hood down over her face.

Eventually, she runs into a teacher, and blah blah blah she lives in Ramshackle now. She's just like "why is this the second time I've gotten kidnapped to a magical school and forced to live in a defunct 8th dorm alone???"

As a way to try and find literally any way back, she decides to explore. Out in the school gardens, MC finds...

*dramatic pause as I try to remember where I was originally going with this*

Floyd. She sees Floyd, and thinks 'oh hey, that guy is like a spitting (spinning? Neither make sense hold on) (yeah it's spitting) image of Towa. I know Towa likes flowers, maybe this dude likes flowers :D'

So she picks up a flower, walks towards Floyd, who is currently arguing with Jade about the Mostro Lounge, and taps him on the shoulder.

He turns around (with one of the scariest scowls she had ever seen) and she immediately shrinks back a bit, extending the flower to him.

He doesn't see it, and is just like "the hell do you want" cue little miss Tokutaisei holding the flower in front of her face and slowly extending it out to him. Very scared little fish.

Meanwhile she's just thinking "notTowanotTowanotTowanotTowa this is Taiga this is far more Taiga behavior I am Very Scared™"

Jade is standing behind him laughing into his fist, as Floyd raises an eyebrow and just scoffs or smth. He's like "why would I want some flimsy little flower. Scram." And she just kinda droops her head with the flower, turns on her heel, and books it the fuck outta there.

Meanwhile, back at Darkwick, Kaito is practically pulling out his hair, screaming like a banshee and screeching about how he never should've made that dare with tears poking out of his eyes like "OH MY GOD LUCA I KILLED HER WHAT DO WE DO WHERE IS SHE SHE GONE AND ITS ALL MY FAULT WHY DID I DO THAT WHAT DO WE DO" and just shaking Luca back and forth by the shoulders

Luca, also panicking but more internally because those two are very different kinds of unstable, probably brings out his swords and points then directly at the artifact before realizing that it did NOT just eat her, and it is NOT in fact alive, Kaito still yelling at him going "DUDE ITS NOT A CREATURE BUT BACK THE SWORDS HOW DO WE FIX THIS I MIGHTVE JUST KILLED MC AND YOURE WAVING YOUR SWORDS AROUND WHAT DO WE DO"

Meanwhile (×2) MC is holding back tears of pure unfiltered fear at the near death experience (greatly exaggerated) that she just went through AKA a passive interaction with Floyd Leech

I just needed to vomit this thought somewhere sorry

I LOVE WASPS THEYRE SO NICE. Bees take getting anywhere near them as an excuse to commit acts of terrorism, but wasps? They fly right up to ur shoe! They say hi! They go about their day, as long as u go about urs! If you piss off a wasp, maybe that's ur fault for not respecting nature enough. Maybe you should apologize. Say sorry. Say it. Right now. >:T

Fixed a wasp meme :)

i open tumblr. i close tumblr. i check discord. i open tumblr. i close tumblr. i open spotify. start a song. open youtube. pick video, ending song. video bad. i close youtube. i open tumblr

What the sneef? I'm snorfin' here!

Tdbk EP 11 part 2

Ah yes, undercover in a massive prison, that can't go wrong. It's not like violent or dangerous things ever happen to new prisoners. It's not like that's a big part of prison.

Also how is Alan already out wasn't he like just in prison

Is this one of those annoying things movies do where they show you a future scene and then go back to the past and don't tell you that it was a flash-forward?

Okay I thought everyone was dramatizing things when they shipped these two but my brother in Christ why r u blushing