Me: Man I Wish Dodos Still Existed So I Could Eat One

pretentious moment incoming but why is everyone's idea of fashion so fucking boring these days. why the fuck did my manager just ask me "what's with the scarf". "what's with the scarf" fuck man do I need a reason to wear a faggy little scarf now? you could just say "nice scarf man". what's with your attitude

i fucking love car seat headrest so much it makes my stomach hurt

Doctor calls you with your bloodwork results and just says “I’m really mad at you” and then hangs up

I love messing with these annoying accounts

just got back into gardening so i’ve forgotten. are basil leaves supposed to be this big

Remembering when I went over to my female teacher's house in 5th grade and saw that she lived with another female teacher & went home going "wow, so teachers really do all live together!" & then my family had to explain to me what lesbians are

pop up ads on pirating websites are so fucking funny. "do you want sex?" if I wanted to have sex do you really think I'd be watching doctor who. answer quickly

New thing since my last one was deleted.

enough of this "androids who dream of being human" shtick. more androids who love being androids, and are lowkey sorry for humans bc that shit sounds exhausting