New Thing Since My Last One Was Deleted.

this girl at uni was dressed sooo gay and then i found out she's just straight with a lesbian mom. dykebaiting is not a victimless crime 😔

second night in a row of trading my sleep for v1 fishing drawings

pretentious moment incoming but why is everyone's idea of fashion so fucking boring these days. why the fuck did my manager just ask me "what's with the scarf". "what's with the scarf" fuck man do I need a reason to wear a faggy little scarf now? you could just say "nice scarf man". what's with your attitude

anyone else relate

Remembering when I went over to my female teacher's house in 5th grade and saw that she lived with another female teacher & went home going "wow, so teachers really do all live together!" & then my family had to explain to me what lesbians are

It should be illegal for third parties to tell you what to do with your corpse when you die. For the record if any of my followers want to turn my skull into a cup? That’s fine. You want to make my femur into a table leg? I’ll accept that. You want to use my skeleton as a tool for education? NO! I hate learning and never support it.

blowjob? more like nojob! #unemployed

I bet it feels good as fuuuuck to slightly draw your sword with all the other knights in anger when a treacherous knave shows their face in the court

Someone asking me for my hobbies is so humiliating.... I like to play and have fun. I like to smile and draw. I like putting words in an order. Sometimes I laugh and grin.