Pop Up Ads On Pirating Websites Are So Fucking Funny. "do You Want Sex?" If I Wanted To Have Sex Do You

new tarot card "fuck your entire life" and its a guy being attacked by devils and flaming skulls and wild animals and screaming and fire everywhere

"dont smoke around your pets" okay well i dont even smoke im asthmatic. my dog smokes bc she needs to fucking chill sometimes and Yeah i light them for her Obviously bc she cant use a lighter. i dont get anyrhing out of this arrangment and i resent the implication. in fact shes giving ME secondhand smoke. so my question is why are you so hateful and jugemental and acting like an asshole to me making presumptions and shit about my life.

It should be illegal for third parties to tell you what to do with your corpse when you die. For the record if any of my followers want to turn my skull into a cup? That’s fine. You want to make my femur into a table leg? I’ll accept that. You want to use my skeleton as a tool for education? NO! I hate learning and never support it.

drama in the mad scientist and wizard communities

pretentious moment incoming but why is everyone's idea of fashion so fucking boring these days. why the fuck did my manager just ask me "what's with the scarf". "what's with the scarf" fuck man do I need a reason to wear a faggy little scarf now? you could just say "nice scarf man". what's with your attitude

Congratulations on your transition from trans man to cis man

thanks man woudlnt be here without the support of my wife and the sports betting community

Someone asking me for my hobbies is so humiliating.... I like to play and have fun. I like to smile and draw. I like putting words in an order. Sometimes I laugh and grin.

i'm not all that sentimental of a person (why would i travel to see things when google images exists) but i do believe looking up at the sky and seeing this firsthand could fix me