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4 months ago

You've been randomly selected by the government to fight space aliens. Spin this wheel twice to see the two weird/niche superpowers assigned to you!

Interpret your results any way you like!

Inspiration from @miggylol

4 months ago

having a discussion ab slime gender presentation i will return with my findings soon


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4 months ago

With a heavy heart, I make this statement. But on satu

4 months ago
P2 Ending

P2 ending

4 months ago

showering:

pros: you get to feel clean. you get non greasy hair, non oily feeling skin, it just in general makes you feel better, more energised, refreshed.

cons: there are so many steps. oh my god are there so many steps. before getting into the shower there are steps. during the shower there are steps. and once youve gotten out of the shower? guess what!!! more fucking steps!!!!!!!! UGHHHH

4 months ago

The funniest part about liking Serious Angst Themes while simultaneously fixating on a silly blorbo from my show is that 13 year old me would be writing the exact same type of fanfics as me now. Real tragedy enjoyers know ts for life

Me: what if my favorite characters smoked cigarettes ans has severe trauma 😈

13 year old me: And drank alcohol and had horrible coping mechanisms too

Me: thats badass. I like the way you think

13 year old me: stop saying cusswords my mom Will get mad

Me: sorry

13 year old me: why are you a boy

Me: We're getting off topic.

4 months ago

Nothing I’ve read has changed me more than ā€œyou do people a favor by accepting their helpā€ like I repeat this constantly to so many people because it’s true!!! People like to feel useful, they like to feel kind, they like to feel like they have an ability to impact people’s lives so just let them!! Not everything is a thing to be owed back — accept people’s kindness without making a competition out of it

4 months ago

*thinks of a joke* haha this will be funny and lighthearted *realizes how abrasive it comes off as soon as it leaves mouth* *walks into traffic gets hit by a car survives gets hit by another car still alive but can perceive new colors never before beheld by the human eye*

4 months ago

some time ago i introduced the phrase "food pact" to my friends as a shorthand for "i'll go make and eat food if you also make and eat food" and ever since then ive just started incorporating more pacts into my life. stay hydrated pact. stretch break pact. stop doomscrolling and go to bed pact. we need to bring this back in vogue more people should be making pacts imo

4 months ago
Tags that read: that one rain world art study i did fundamentally changed how i paint and it shows
rain world tip! put a softer contrasting light source coming from the opposite direction of your main light source. do it
it helps you define your shapes better. makes sure nothing gets too lost in darkness
and it makes your colors more vibrant
having a lot of one color and a little bit of a contrasting color makes everything better. ok.

Actually let's make a separate post for this one. Look at this piece of official rain world art.

Promo art for Rain World. It is a sea green landscape of abandoned and overgrown metal. A slug cat with its back to us looks up a distant pink lizard.

It's sick af it might be my favorite rw piece. So I'm gonna ramble about technical art stuff that it does that I think is neat.

First let's look at the layout. It's got a very distinct foreground middle ground background layering that you can break down like this

A simple recreation of the piece in silhouette. There is the slugcat and its surroundings all entirely black, a gray layer behind that of more scenery, and a white background. The layers represent the foreground, middle ground, and background.

With these layers you can put a lot of Stuff in the background without any of the important parts getting lost. If you look at any small section of the piece you'll see Ten Billion wires, plants, metal sticking out, shadows, anything and everything. But since it's all grouped together on the same layer, it sorta fades into the background as Background and you don't lose the main shapes.

The scant use of purple/pink is also very neat. The purple is eye catching. The artist wants you to look at the purple stuff. But some of it isn't important at all, like the curling plants - they aren't supposed to be looked at directly, exactly, but they still lead the eyes around where they're wanted.

The piece with purple pen drawn over it, circling each example of purple in the piece. There are arrows sweeping from the top left to bottom right, then from bottom right to top right, representing how the viewer's eye sweeps across the piece.

Your eye goes from the pink lizard at the top to the dragonslayer symbol to the slugcat, where it lingers for a moment, framed by the purple plants, then you eventually follow the plants and the pole up, the chain left, back to the lizard. The path your eye is supposed to follow is highlighted for you.

Okay last thing I want to talk about. The thing the tags at the beginning of the post actually mention. The secondary light source.

The piece annotated with white and pink arrows showing where the light is coming from. White light comes from the top left, while pink light comes from the bottom left, highlighting the slugcat's back.

It's pink yeah like I was saying about eye movement. But also. It defines the slugcat. Look at this edited version without the pink light.

The piece edited to take away the pink light.

The tail gets lost. The foot gets lost. The slugcat becomes part of the scenery instead of the focus. The intended focus is so much more boring to look at then the little lizard.

So yeah I'm obsessed with rain world art I'm obsessed with this piece in particular. Study it and break it down ok <3

5 months ago

no but seriously I still get chills thinking about turning off my headlamp in the cave and The Hand That I Did Not Actually See, and it’s been twelve years since it happened

it’s such an unreal experience

like

you turn off your light in a cave and wave your hand in front of your face

and

you can see this shadowy thing moving in the black space where your hand is

it looks like the same shadowy thing you would see in your room at night if you waved your hand in front of your face, it’s there and vaguely hand-shaped, and your brain recognizes it as your hand because your brain is aware of where your hand is and what it is doing

But You Are Not Seeing Anything

Inside a cave, there is No Light. No matter how far your pupils spread, there is no light for them to draw in, no light to put an image on your retina.

But your brain just Fucking Assumes that because it knows where your hand is and what it is doing, clearly it can see it.

So it creates a shadowy thing for your eyes to be seeing.

Brain is likeĀ ā€œthere’s a hand thereā€

Eyes are likeĀ ā€œyup sure thing brain I can totally see itā€

Brain is likeĀ ā€œniceā€

but there is no hand, you cannot see the hand, you are seeing a literal actual hallucination in the cave because your brain thinks it knows best

Caves are awesome, but also terrifying. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.


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5 months ago

I fucking hate seattle man. the liberals have built a living superstructure that towers over the city and covers the sky in rain and fog. I'm fuckin moving to the countryside

I Fucking Hate Seattle Man. The Liberals Have Built A Living Superstructure That Towers Over The City
5 months ago

It's fun when you can tell things about people by what colours they like to surround themselves with. Someone who likes wearing and decorating all their stuff with green is usually a calm, chill, down to earth kind of a person. They don't usually even notice how much of all their things are green, they just see a green thing and think "oh, pretty" and don't even put together just how much of their stuff ends up unintentionally being green.

Someone whose clothes and stuff are predominantly purple is something else, that's a Distinct Kind Of Personality who enjoys having a distinct colour scheme and goes out of their way to get it. Purple is too unusual of a colour to just accumulate unintentionally. A person whose belongings are mainly purple enjoys knowing that the people who know them probably first think "oh, That Person would probably like that" whenever they see something purple.

But someone who specifically enjoys the combination of purple and green? Yeah that's a harder than average herb wizard.

5 months ago

TODAYS CHALLENGE

The Portfolio Sheet

I challenge you to create a commission sheet, no matter what kind of art you do, digital 2D, traditional, crafting, writing, voice acting, music, video editing, photography, literally anything!

however best suits the art you make, find a way to present it, this is not only a fun exercise, it's also a great way to show off what you've made. really useful for applying to colleges, applying for jobs, but most importantly it's just cool to have for when people ask to see the art you make!

not doing commissions? no problem! you can make the sheet purely for fun. alternatively though, you can show off your art, and in the area where you would display the prices you can write "NOT FOR SALE" or "YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO HAVE THIS ART" or perhaps "YOU COULD NEVER AFFORD MY TALENTS", etc

best of luck :>


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5 months ago

no but you see, there's a clear difference in tone between asdfadskjfkhjadgfa and nmsndmnsgmsdngm or even hgrghrghlrpglhkr

5 months ago

me: *trying to take my socks off but they keep getting stuck on my heel* oh fuck. goddamnit.

the extractor fan in a bathroom in Norway that has an intrinsic link to my spirit: *momentarily whirs louder*


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5 months ago

do you accept ominous pinafore dresses?

Do You Accept Ominous Pinafore Dresses?

Official ominous pinafore dress


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5 months ago
Is This Anything

Is this anything

5 months ago

they removed posting from tumblr. now there's only scrolling down through the vast blank expanse. great

They Removed Posting From Tumblr. Now There's Only Scrolling Down Through The Vast Blank Expanse. Great
They Removed Posting From Tumblr. Now There's Only Scrolling Down Through The Vast Blank Expanse. Great
5 months ago

While taking a nap today I dreamt there was a hazard sign called "never found" which was used to indicate a location where people disappeared never to be seen again

5 months ago
"I Love You , I'm Glad We're Friends"
"I Love You , I'm Glad We're Friends"
"I Love You , I'm Glad We're Friends"
"I Love You , I'm Glad We're Friends"
"I Love You , I'm Glad We're Friends"
"I Love You , I'm Glad We're Friends"
"I Love You , I'm Glad We're Friends"

"I love you , I'm glad we're friends"

5 months ago

They should make a "are you mad at me" that is taken neutrally and informationally every time and doesn't make everything worse when you ask it

5 months ago

Give a man a horse he’ll eat for a day teach a man to horse and make him drinks water

5 months ago

Does my lack of sleep and infinite information about niche topics appeal to you?

5 months ago

Lines of thought that seem Normal but are actually rooted in extreme puritanism:

-Seeing the nude human body is inherently traumatic -Sex scenes in art are pointless -Wearing kink-related clothing in public is the similar to performing a sex scene in front of unwilling participants -Depicting female characters expressing sexuality is always degrading -People's sexual fantasies are always an endorsement of the behavior they want to see in real life -Sex work is more traumatic and coercive than other types of work The goal is to treat sex as just another thing people do. That is a much healthier attitude than hiding it! It's not uniquely traumatic, it's not weird to talk about it or include it in society.


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5 months ago

Growing up is actually all about realizing people don’t inherently dislike you and it’s a bit odd to assume they do


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5 months ago

asked my cat if he wanted dinner or the slop that kills him and my twin was like "he can hear you, you know?" and when I looked down at my cat he was like this

Asked My Cat If He Wanted Dinner Or The Slop That Kills Him And My Twin Was Like "he Can Hear You, You
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