do you accept ominous pinafore dresses?
Official ominous pinafore dress
Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.
Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.
horrid time to be a thirsty little information sponge when 90% of the information happening these days is the leaders of the free world coming out with even stupider bullshit than they did the day before
kittens conversation:
hey we are all really small do you want to sleep in a pile
other kittens: yeah
i love when ppl say “that’s so you” it feels good to know i exist and have a vibe
Give a man a horse he’ll eat for a day teach a man to horse and make him drinks water
its crazy to me when people say they cant understand cat body language cause maybe its the ambigous neurodivergence in me but i find them easier to understand than people. they literally come with a rumble feature to let you know theyre happy. i wish i had that.