Asked My Cat If He Wanted Dinner Or The Slop That Kills Him And My Twin Was Like "he Can Hear You, You

shoutout to the childish bitterness when ur friends are all enjoying a new game/show/fandom that you know isnt to your tastes but you still feel left out. like its not their fault and its not your fault but you WILL be having a silent tantrum about it for the forseeable future.

dear professor i cant seem to lock in. its so over

gourmand be cooking

a good way to inspire yourself to do more is to see yourself as the wacky sitcom B plot character in your friends lives, "wouldnt it be funny to tell the friends in my phone about it." has gotten me to do anything from going to a festival (excelent) to wild camping (it went badly) (coastguard called) to trying to get the train to stonehenge (stonehenge costs money so i ended up just getting lunch in sailsbury, it was okay.) i bought a bicycle today and 20% of my reasoning was "itd be funny to surprise my roommate by coming home with a whole bike." . life is for living. and baby i live for the bit.

fucking love when I'm on a call with someone and they start to do a little errand or go somewhere else and they say "and you're coming with me" like. absolutely I am let's go on an adventure I've been spirited away

We have reached the "inexplicably vaguely unwell all day but suddenly mysteriously instantly healed by consuming a whole jar of olives, a whole package of feta (and drinking the brine from both) and cold chiken slices at 6:30 pm" time of the year.