I Was Trying To Have A Miserable Day But Then I Remembered Gordon Porlock Is Fine And Well And Isn't

I was in theater class and my teacher asked what we'd adapt into a musical (after watching shrek: the musical) and my first thought was red valley

guys itd be. so fucking funny.

Happy international women's day <3 you all deserved better

He's a simp and I love him

have you ever drawn Matthew Brown? 👀

hell hath no fury like a woman scorned!!!

I'm making a playlist with rock versions of Christmas songs for my English classes entertainment program. I'm truly in my Gordon Porlock era.

I'm so not ready for the end of part 1... I'm so not ready...

"We want more complex characters!!!"

And it's the people who hate on Kevin Desert Bluffs.

And it's the people who hate on Elijah Volkov.

And it's the people who hate on Clive Schill.

And it's the people who hate on Yellow.

And it's the people who hate on Sasha Wire.

Behold for I've brought you some memes

BRYONY. FUCKING. HALBECH.

Also worth mentioning that in Dracula the first one to give Lucy a blood transfusion was her fiancé. And after that he felt like they were really married. Just saying, yk. It surely doesn't have a single thing to do with a particular podcast in which the themes of marriage and honesty and devotion may or may not arise.

Thinking about the eroticism of blood and blood transfusions in literature. In particular the way that it’s used in Dracula. That Lucy Westerna’s life is prolonged through transfusions by her three suitors, the three men who loved her.

And I’m definitely not thinking about this in connection to any audio drama podcasts I’ve been listening to lately. Because, surely, this podcast—which contains countless references to pop culture and Samuel Taylor Coleridge—didn’t intentionally reference this literary history with a plot relevant blood transfusion.

It’s the gayest thing I have ever heard.