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Dewey : Hey Lena, wanna third wheel on my date with Gosalyn tomorrow?

Lena: Sure.

Dewey : Webby! Wanna third wheel on my date with Gosalyn tomorrow?

Webby: Sure.

Dewey : Great! I've always wanted to go on a double date!

Lena &Webby: ...

Gosalyn : Dewey ...

Dewey: Just so everyone knows, don't ever try to climb a tree at night carrying a strobe light, owls DON'T like it.

Gosalyn : ...what happened?

Dewey: I made a VERY bad mistake.

Hey, yall. I read this fic before in Fanfiction.com or AO3, I'm not sure, and the plot is basically Bill tasking Mabel and the rest of the crew to retrieve objects, I think they're crystals? And he entrusted with them his fav/best soldier/assassin which is my fav boi Dipper, but the Pines don't know that and hate him on sight.

The Pines all assumed he was dead but actually Dipper was kidnapped along with other kids like Gideon and another girl Dipper befriended who had the ability to cast magic. Gideon has his own area that he's entrusted with cuz he betrayed Dipper and the girl who was attempting to escape.

Its a lot of angst and Pines bonding and I'm pretty sure Dipper dies in the end but there's an alternate ending where he doesn't. Also I think Dipper had magical tattoos that were significant to Bill?? But I can't remember since it's been a year since I've read it. I hope I gave enough details. I would be really grateful if anyone could help me out^^ Thank you!!

if you want to help, stay off of ao3 for the time being. The attackers are ddos-ing the website and the fewer server pings we add, the easier it will be for ao3 to fix.

UPDATE: While the organization claiming responsibility for the attack claims it is for "LGBTQ and NSFW content", ao3 has said that this is likely not the actual reason.

reblog to give a lesbian a sword, a bi girl a dagger, and a trans girl a cool gun

I just thought of something- Think about this, The Lego Movie, but with Dewey as Emmett and Gosalyn as Wyldstyle! I was watching a scene of The Lego Movie where Emmett and Wyldstyle were having a moment together, and my mind just IMMEDIATELY smacked me with "But what if it was Dewey & Gosalyn?!" I don't think it's a terrible AU idea-

Bruce: i’m having a baby

Dick: that’s gre-

Bruce, slamming adoption papers onto the table: it’s you, sign here

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I am determined to make the summer of 2023 Next Summer. We are making it the Next Summer you hear me?? THIS IS NEXT SUMMER.

We rise at dawn, my friends.