la tristesse durera toujours. being a fujoshi is payback for all of the sexualization our sisterhood faces daily
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NOOO RICHARD SIKEN DON'T FALL TO THE GLUE TRAP
is it too early for thirst posts-*GUNSHOTS*
the literal definition of trying to be who I thought you'd need.
see. the issue is what maggie n nina pointed out after three days of knowing aziraphale and crowley. they don’t talk. they don’t communicate. they love each other, sure. they banter and have meals and drinks and would die for each other. but they spend so much of their relationship inferring how the other feels. assuming what the other wants. aziraphale assumed crowley wanted to be an angel again. crowley assumed aziraphale would be able to give up being one. they don’t have a middle ground bc they didn’t know one was necessary
ahh I'm so happy twink death did miss with Michael sheen cause I don't know how I would stay alive without my favorite sissy angel
Michael Sheen as Emperor Nero in Ancient Rome: The Rise and Fall of an Empire
have u guys heard of the doc going on that claims Neil wrote this season with "bad writing" on purpose and some of the flashbacks are false? cause it's the only thing they talk on twitter
gay people can never just plainly say I love you it's always gotta be shit like "I forgive you" bitch stfu your husband is leaving the house *the bookshop* do something
good omens season 2 finale is the best ending they could have give.everything seeming to work out in the end,gabriel getting his memory back,the literal duke of hell and the archangel getting together,them going off to distance stars to love each other,the significance of the song Everyday, hell and heaven stoping the fight and resigning for the foreseeable future,metatron stopping angels from hurting aziraphale,crowley realising he can say his love outloud now and he's going to goddammit,aziraphale getting recognized by heaven authorities for the first time in his existence,being offered of his dream job and he's going to refuse it in the first sight cause he wants to be with crowley no matter but the gift horse is getting bigger,including crowley in heaven by his side,CROWLEY IN HEAVEN AS AN ANGEL ONCE AGAIN LIKE HE HIMSELF INTERNALLY WANTS.but it all crambles cause they terribly misunderstood each other.crowley thought aziraphale would, *wants* to choose heaven over him INSTEAD of him and he gets defensive acting like the idealism aziraphale is showing is ridiculous and unimportant. aziraphale was never fond of hell or it's ways but it's light as feather to voice them without so much regard,without ever thinking maybe it will hurt crowley(cause when he voices hell isn't enough crowley thinks HE isn't enough) when he secured the job of being the leader of "good" they are oh so horrifyingly scared to get hurt they make one another the knife they turn inside themselves.and oh also THE KISS ofc
ALARMS WEWOWEWOOO CROWLEY WAS IN THE BOOKSHOP THAT NIGHT, THE SAME NIGHT AZIRAPHALE CAME BACK FROM EDINBURGH.THEY STAYED TOGETHER ALL NIGHT. SLEEPING ON THE COUCH TOGETHER.(cause yk Jim took the only bed and angels and demons definetely need sleep ☝️)
THIS FACE!
‘So bitch, you “killed” those goats, right? RIGHT?’
we love a sassy bitch who sass his long term long distance low commitment casual boyfriend
THIS FACE!
‘So bitch, you “killed” those goats, right? RIGHT?’
OH oh OK he is definitely the dom in bed alright
OK theory time:remember how in the 16th century,on the rehearsal of Shakespeare's play we learn they help each other with miracles, the last one crowley wants from aziraphale being something to do in Scotland (if I remember correctly) and the records that keep turning into "Everyday" is from a pub from Edinburgh? yes, I think it's their "shared" magic that have gotto do with this "Clue"
P.S:I just watched the first two episodes of season two so no spoilers please
I love how in Good Omens Aziraphale and Crowley are both Icarus and the sun to the other risking everything for the other, the demon Crowley reaching out for Aziraphale (sun) the angel from Heaven a place he had already fallen from once. And of course, Aziraphale the angel scared of sharing the same fate as Crowley but still grasping for him reaching out for (his sun) his "friend" Crowley.
They have been falling for 6,000 years.
In today's essay I well be-
the pipeline from fucked up family to polyamorous incestuous fucked up family was.. certainly a choice in the 3rd episode
as a kinda of cheap european we can't even access fx and disney puts the new season 1 month after its release 😭I'm pirating for now will be making them official money by rewatching in official sites when the time comes ☝️
when is my husband(wwdits) will come back from war(one week break for literally the next episode) so I can be normal about gay vampires in my casual daily life
when is my husband(wwdits) will come back from war(one week break for literally the next episode) so I can be normal about gay vampires in my casual daily life
I hate hate hate that being a virgin these days are embarrassing not because it's your practice,not because you're an "oldhead" but because everybody thinks it's just proof for your unattractiveness and so many people *can't* tell their partners they're inexperienced and it leads to unsafe sex or awkward moments where the truth will be revealed anyways
WATCH THIS LIKE THIS RETWEET THIS MASTER ART
"🤨"
literally I just saw the sneak peek 30 minutes ago how yall so fast ALSO look at how aziraphale looks guiltily at crowley under his brows aww
#This season is the best thing that happened to me
I watched the last episode of good omens season 1 and i wanna do an analysis like the other eps but I didn't get screenshots bcz of focusing too much on the episode I mean it was greeeat so now I'm kinda proscinatig and scared that I don't have anything worth to say
I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING AT THE NEW SNEAK PEEK 😭she asked how's your naked man with her whole chest and this is aziraphale hyperventilating and crowley going "BITCH WHO I WASN'T THERE LAST WEEK "
AAAAAAA screaming crying throwing up on the floor foaming at the mouth at the way crowley got himself wrapped around aziraphale
season 1 vs season 2
THE PUPPY DISASTER GOT WHAT HE WANTED
we need to talk about the fact that for many of the posters in season one, they are literally on opposite sides and/or have a dividing line between them
and now they're literally crossed over in some way for the season 2 posters
THEY'RE LITERALLY ON THEIR OWN SIDE NOW, PEOPLE!
CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS?
are you a real person?
la plus belle des ruses du diable est de vous persuader qu'il n'existe pas
"the devil's finest trick is to persuade you that he does not exist"
so I'm real as I made you belive that I am, nothing more, nothing less.
live reaction of my man trying to keep it cool when asked why he isn't sipping mimosa by the beaches of Alpha Centauri
I'm crying, you're crying, everyone is crying(You're My Best Friend by Queen plays softly in the background)
he is in great need of finding aziraphale he even slipps and uses god's name in hope for salvation...
we open the episode with You're My Best Friend by Queen and witness crowley coming back a 3rd. THIRD. time to ask aziraphale to escape together(honestly for someone this emotionally closed, Aziraphale is astonishingly good at making Crowley a desperate dog,a puppy disaster if you will :)
the lyrics that follows might indicate him asking for forgiveness after speaking this sentence
or we can think that aziraphale never took offense(and that crowley knew that) bc well cause he isn't pretty believable when he's angry with azi💀 and throws tantrums like a 3 year old.this makes us think he might be waiting for an apology from aziraphale for making him act the way he has, for making him miserable for the past few days
do you guys think this is right after noah's arc or they just wanted to enjoy the rhythmic motion of the sea together for no apparent reason... other than the g- the g word up there
Two bros, chilling on cliff near the ocean, five feet apart cause they're not gay
look at my pokie boo acting like the thermostat is a nuclear weapon with all those gloves(it is, to him but still funny as fuck)