He Thinks We’re Playing Hide And Seek 

What do dragons do when they get the hiccups? Do they have to lock themselves away in an empty cave so they don’t set everything on fire?

I’m looking at you, Dolly Parton.

It must suck being a little person at an amusement park. You know when you were a kid and you’d look at the big rides and be like, “One day, I’ll be tall enough to ride those.” They never got to do that. They never got to ride the big rides. Somebody build these people an amusement park.

Mood.

I’m tired of reporters letting politicians get away with claiming the election was rigged. The job of a reporter is to make sure the public is informed. This person is pushing disinformation. Shove your mic in their face and demand they provide evidence until they either give you some or admit they don’t have any. I want to see those people admit that they don’t have evidence. I wanna hear them say it.

Reminder that you should work hard but not push past your limit.

Robocop’s whip

Twitter is 100% made up of dumb tweets, but most of them won’t actually make you dumber when you read them. These ones will, though.

To children, the world and everything in it is new, something that gives rise to astonishment. It is not like that for adults. Most adults accept the world as a matter of course. This is precisely where philosophers are a notable exception. A philosopher never gets quite used to the world. To him or her, the world continues to seem a bit unreasonable- bewildering, even enigmatic. Philosophers and small children thus have an important faculty in common. The only thing we require to be good philosophers is the faculty of wonder.

Jostein Gaarder- Sophie’s World.

Hope you enjoy my random stolen memes and trash texts posts

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