Twitter Is 100% Made Up Of Dumb Tweets, But Most Of Them Won’t Actually Make You Dumber When You Read

Twitter Is 100% Made Up Of Dumb Tweets, But Most Of Them Won’t Actually Make You Dumber When You Read
Twitter Is 100% Made Up Of Dumb Tweets, But Most Of Them Won’t Actually Make You Dumber When You Read
Twitter Is 100% Made Up Of Dumb Tweets, But Most Of Them Won’t Actually Make You Dumber When You Read
Twitter Is 100% Made Up Of Dumb Tweets, But Most Of Them Won’t Actually Make You Dumber When You Read
Twitter Is 100% Made Up Of Dumb Tweets, But Most Of Them Won’t Actually Make You Dumber When You Read
Twitter Is 100% Made Up Of Dumb Tweets, But Most Of Them Won’t Actually Make You Dumber When You Read
Twitter Is 100% Made Up Of Dumb Tweets, But Most Of Them Won’t Actually Make You Dumber When You Read

Twitter is 100% made up of dumb tweets, but most of them won’t actually make you dumber when you read them. These ones will, though.

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5 years ago

Future classmate: So what’d you do this summer?

Me: mostly just stayed in bed reading

Future classmate: oh, I’m sorry.

Me: no, no. It was wonderful.


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5 years ago
Love This Meme Format

Love this meme format


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5 years ago
Random Shitty Picture Of A Younger Me With Snorkeling Gear. My Grandma Had A Fencing Competition And

Random shitty picture of a younger me with snorkeling gear. My grandma had a fencing competition and brought me along because it was free.


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3 years ago

My fellow pro-choice people: please stop using the vasectomy argument. It just makes you look as ignorant as the people making anti-choice laws. Vasectomies are often not reversible. Ask any doctor and they will tell you that no one should get a vasectomy with the intent of having it reversed. I understand that no one is actually proposing vasectomies for all men, but the argument itself is flawed, so please stop using it. Thank you.


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6 years ago

Important PSA

Don’t punish your kids for having mental health issues. That’s what happened to me and it resulted in me giving up on getting help. When you punish or get mad at your kids for having issues and/or needing treatment or hospitalization it makes them stop telling you what’s wrong. And I know it’s hard. I’ve had loved ones in hospitals plenty of times. But it’s much better to have someone living but in a hospital than have someone dead.


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3 years ago

Me: ex-gifted kid who has an IQ of 139 and graduated with a 4.0

Also Me: can’t add without counting on my fingers


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5 years ago

Quality friendship is sitting on the bus together listening to “Pink Triangle” by Weezer.


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5 years ago
My Family Is Objectively Cooler Than Yours, And If You Don’t Think So, You Have A Fundamental Misunderstanding

My family is objectively cooler than yours, and if you don’t think so, you have a fundamental misunderstanding of coolness.


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4 years ago

Why have we convinced ourselves that backpacks are only for students and children? They’re legit so much better than purses. You’ve gotta use your arm all the time. Then you have to set down your purse just to pick something up or pay for something. And it hurts to carry too much on one shoulder so you keep having to switch it back and forth. It’s always swinging around and hitting things. Anyway, backpacks are far superior to purses and I will never stop wearing them.


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