Good to see Salem from Sabrina is still doing well
My dad: Mike Birbiglia has a new comedy special. Wanna watch it?
Me: Yeah sure!
My dad: Wait I feel like we’ve already seen this one. Who’s the other one who’s a man-child?
Me: John Mulaney?
My dad: Yeah, him.
Alright am I the only girl that doesn’t like not wearing a bra? Like, I’m relatively thin but pretty heavy chested so it always feels too heavy. Is that just me?
I got off my ADHD meds about eight months ago to help with my depression and the good news is that it has helped, but the bad news is that now I’m shitty at everything and stub my toe at least twice a day.
Art Critic: the skull in the corner is artfully placed on the periphery of vision to symbolise the omnipresence of death, important thematically to the artist’s conception of life and mortality.
Actual Artist: aw shit, I got all this negative space, guess I’ll stick a skull there that looks pretty rad.
Just a savage fact check that I would like to come back to and laugh at tbh
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